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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-10-2010, 08:25 AM Thread Starter
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Not now, Ambien Walrus!

This cartoon has almost convinced me to try ambien to trip balls.

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Taken it MANY times - No tripping, just great sleep - I did one time fall asleep on the phone while talking with someone - Great for long flights - Popped one on the Tarmac @ O'hare whilest on my way to Sau Paulo - Tucked into 1st Class (essential for long flights) with my Blanket & Glass of Bubbles, popped the Ambien and what seemed like 5 mins later (10 hours) I had a waitress in the Sky shaking me telling me we were de-boarding - Twas AWESOME

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Wasn't it in the movie Role Models where they took Ambien and tried to have sex while on the verge of consciousness? That cracked me up...

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That stuff is killer. I took one in my kitchen and by the time I got to my bedroom I was out.

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Ambien doesn't do shit for me. I don't trip either, but I end up in a narcotic stupor all night with no sleep.

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Man that dude has a nice rack though....
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Wasn't it in the movie Role Models where they took Ambien and tried to have sex while on the verge of consciousness? That cracked me up...
I dont know about that, but if someone has a problem with Premature ejaculation then take the crap you cant get one off while on that shit ! you could beat it like a reeses Monkey at the ZOO till it looks like Barney and NO-GO on money shot!

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