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Mine was a early preview of steak and RH day.

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Woo-hoo! Papa John's had heart-shaped pizzas today

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Mine was a early preview of steak and RH day.

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

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Woo-hoo! Papa John's had heart-shaped pizzas today
I thnk thats a scam, I havent had one around to measure, but I'm guessing theres less square inch's of actual pizza




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I'm looking for a 2% girl.
One that crys while masturbating? I like your style

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..As I shifted into 6th, I forgot every f'in thing she said..
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I thnk thats a scam, I havent had one around to measure, but I'm guessing theres less square inch's of actual pizza
Whats the difference? If your buying your girl a heart shaped papa johns pizza on V-Day, you deserve to get ripped off cuz you have no game, and you arent gonna get any!

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I thnk thats a scam, I havent had one around to measure, but I'm guessing theres less square inch's of actual pizza
Eating out on Valentine's day means you'll get fucked even if you don't have sex afterward . Aside from crowds, two top optimized seating layouts and "special" menus, kitchens and staff are way overburdened. V-day and Mother's/Father's days are best to cook at home.

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i am in utah skiing and just had the worst dinner. the place was called market street grill. every one was saying it was good. it was more expensive than shaw's or chinn's with 3/4 the portions and no where near as good. thank god the skiing was fantastic.
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Whats the difference? If your buying your girl a heart shaped papa johns pizza on V-Day, you deserve to get ripped off cuz you have no game, and you arent gonna get any!
Well when ur right, ur right LOL

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Eating out on Valentine's day means you'll get fucked even if you don't have sex afterward . Aside from crowds, two top optimized seating layouts and "special" menus, kitchens and staff are way overburdened. V-day and Mother's/Father's days are best to cook at home.
as a waiter... i agree 100%

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No bs! I did feel a little weird, it was in the civic, usually I'm in my truck, sits up higher, don't feel so self conscious.

Don't be hatin!

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true story



and last years


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No bs! I did feel a little weird, it was in the civic, usually I'm in my truck, sits up higher, don't feel so self conscious.

Don't be hatin!
you were afraid some trucker would see you blowing a guy?

seriously tho, what are you self conscious about? I slow down when passing trucks and give them a thumbs up...

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and last years

i really think you have played the "looser" bit out so much that you need a new angle at trying to get laid.

speaking of which...later peeps.!!



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i really think you have played the "looser" bit out so much that you need a new angle at trying to get laid.

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i thought you were outta here



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this sums up my V-Day. 4 hrs in the ER, and im on the darvocet and muscle relaxers.
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this sums up my V-Day. 4 hrs in the ER, and im on the darvocet and muscle relaxers.
Holy shit!!! Chris, let me know if you need anything, man!

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this sums up my V-Day. 4 hrs in the ER, and im on the darvocet and muscle relaxers.
Damn, hope nothing permanent.

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your mom changed the tablecloth from last year so that's different.
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thats on my bed upstairs. im no basement dweller anymore.

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damn son, movin on up in the world...next step...master bedroom
na next step is a flip n' fuck in a apartment of his own.
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