Sammy Sosa - Chicagoland Sportbikes
Chicagoland Sportbikes
 
Chicagoland Sports Corner Here is the forum to talkabout Sports, sports and only sports. The latest lines, scores and sports news.

 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 24 (permalink) Old 05-11-2010, 12:53 PM Thread Starter
Grid Marshall.
 
Cerk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Naperville
Posts: 29,343
Location: Naperville
Sportbike: Tweener
Years Riding: Do I have to start over now?
How you found us: Followed the Bread Crumbs...
           
Send a message via AIM to Cerk
Sammy Sosa

I was looking back through some of my old photos and found these...

Before:




After:


Tom

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tacitus
In a state where corruption abounds, laws must be very numerous.
Cerk is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 24 (permalink) Old 05-11-2010, 12:54 PM
Bug
Ridiculously Good Looking
 
Bug's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Gold Coast
Posts: 32,746
Location: Gold Coast
Sportbike: Sportbike?
Years Riding: No F'in Idea
How you found us: 4 & 6
           
and he is now a Cracker too - WTF Sam?

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming WOW, what a RIDE !!"
Bug is offline  
post #3 of 24 (permalink) Old 05-11-2010, 12:59 PM
Registered User
 
2weelpilot's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Spring Grove, IL
Posts: 18,082
Location: Spring Grove, IL
Sportbike: yz250f
Years Riding: 25 years
How you found us: dont recall
           
Think he'll ever make the Hall?
scary pics

Mike

When the tailgate drops..the bullshit stops
Hunt ethically - Hunt with a trained Retriever !
2weelpilot is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #4 of 24 (permalink) Old 05-11-2010, 01:01 PM Thread Starter
Grid Marshall.
 
Cerk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Naperville
Posts: 29,343
Location: Naperville
Sportbike: Tweener
Years Riding: Do I have to start over now?
How you found us: Followed the Bread Crumbs...
           
Send a message via AIM to Cerk
No way he makes it. McGuire has been the litmus test, and he's actually LOSING votes!

The notion that ESPN likes to push that it's a "museum" is such a joke...if you want to put a few exhibits up in the Hall of Fame about these clowns that's one thing, but to admit them in as a "Hall of Famer" is a completely different situation.

I hate ESPN

Tom

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tacitus
In a state where corruption abounds, laws must be very numerous.
Cerk is offline  
post #5 of 24 (permalink) Old 05-11-2010, 01:10 PM
Bug
Ridiculously Good Looking
 
Bug's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Gold Coast
Posts: 32,746
Location: Gold Coast
Sportbike: Sportbike?
Years Riding: No F'in Idea
How you found us: 4 & 6
           
I say let the fuckers juice the shit outta themselves and lets see scores like 17 -12 and shit - Same with Football - These fucks get paid millions, let them turn into fuckin chemically enhanced animals and put on a show for us

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming WOW, what a RIDE !!"
Bug is offline  
post #6 of 24 (permalink) Old 05-11-2010, 01:13 PM
Clever Girl
 
Noodles's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Glendale Heights
Posts: 10,209
Location: Glendale Heights
Sportbike: 'Fightered F3
Years Riding: 3 years
How you found us: I woke up here.
           
Send a message via AIM to Noodles

Quote:
Originally Posted by Noodles View Post
Noodles accepts no liability for the content of this post, or for the consequences of any actions taken on the basis of the information provided, unless that information is subsequently confirmed in writing. Any views or opinions presented in this post are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Noodles.
Noodles is offline  
post #7 of 24 (permalink) Old 05-11-2010, 01:17 PM Thread Starter
Grid Marshall.
 
Cerk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Naperville
Posts: 29,343
Location: Naperville
Sportbike: Tweener
Years Riding: Do I have to start over now?
How you found us: Followed the Bread Crumbs...
           
Send a message via AIM to Cerk
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bug View Post
I say let the fuckers juice the shit outta themselves and lets see scores like 17 -12 and shit - Same with Football - These fucks get paid millions, let them turn into fuckin chemically enhanced animals and put on a show for us
You're obviously not a baseball fan

Tom

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tacitus
In a state where corruption abounds, laws must be very numerous.
Cerk is offline  
post #8 of 24 (permalink) Old 05-11-2010, 01:20 PM
1 piece at a time
 
hexraptor's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Woodstock, IL
Posts: 6,316
Location: Woodstock, IL
Sportbike: Ninja ZX-6'DinoSaki'
Years Riding: Since I joined!
How you found us: teh intarwebz
           
Send a message via AIM to hexraptor Send a message via MSN to hexraptor Send a message via Yahoo to hexraptor
Quote:
Originally Posted by Noodles View Post
wtf?? for reals?

- Steve
hexraptor is offline  
post #9 of 24 (permalink) Old 05-11-2010, 01:36 PM
Bug
Ridiculously Good Looking
 
Bug's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Gold Coast
Posts: 32,746
Location: Gold Coast
Sportbike: Sportbike?
Years Riding: No F'in Idea
How you found us: 4 & 6
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by CerkMX View Post
You're obviously not a baseball fan
I am a sports fan - We pay good money for tix and merch - They make WAY too much money for what they do - Fucking exploit the shit outta them - You wanna make $10M, shoot this shit and bring in tix sales

Fuck all the old time nostalgia shit - Times have changed

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming WOW, what a RIDE !!"
Bug is offline  
post #10 of 24 (permalink) Old 05-11-2010, 01:56 PM
Registered User
 
2weelpilot's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Spring Grove, IL
Posts: 18,082
Location: Spring Grove, IL
Sportbike: yz250f
Years Riding: 25 years
How you found us: dont recall
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by hexraptor View Post
wtf?? for reals?
finally got out from under the rock?

Mike

When the tailgate drops..the bullshit stops
Hunt ethically - Hunt with a trained Retriever !
2weelpilot is offline  
post #11 of 24 (permalink) Old 05-11-2010, 01:57 PM Thread Starter
Grid Marshall.
 
Cerk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Naperville
Posts: 29,343
Location: Naperville
Sportbike: Tweener
Years Riding: Do I have to start over now?
How you found us: Followed the Bread Crumbs...
           
Send a message via AIM to Cerk
You're certainly in the minority there...that's precisely the reason why people are all up in arms when a ball player juices and no one give a crap in football. The numbers really mean something in baseball...heck, they mean everything.

Tom

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tacitus
In a state where corruption abounds, laws must be very numerous.
Cerk is offline  
post #12 of 24 (permalink) Old 05-11-2010, 01:59 PM
Bug
Ridiculously Good Looking
 
Bug's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Gold Coast
Posts: 32,746
Location: Gold Coast
Sportbike: Sportbike?
Years Riding: No F'in Idea
How you found us: 4 & 6
           
Fuck it - Get out of the cornfield in Iowa - it is built, they came, now impress me

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming WOW, what a RIDE !!"
Bug is offline  
post #13 of 24 (permalink) Old 05-11-2010, 02:00 PM
Registered lunatic
 
A.B.A.T.E.'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Elmwood Park
Posts: 1,652
Location: Elmwood Park
Sportbike: 1984 FXE, 1966 Triumph, 2000 FLHTC
Years Riding: Bought new 1984, Riding 44yrs
How you found us: ABATE of Illinois, Chicago
           
SHIT, first Michael and now Sammy. Who's next?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Noodles View Post
A.B.A.T.E. is offline  
post #14 of 24 (permalink) Old 05-11-2010, 02:09 PM Thread Starter
Grid Marshall.
 
Cerk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Naperville
Posts: 29,343
Location: Naperville
Sportbike: Tweener
Years Riding: Do I have to start over now?
How you found us: Followed the Bread Crumbs...
           
Send a message via AIM to Cerk
Bug yer probably a big wrestling fan too, huh?

Tom

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tacitus
In a state where corruption abounds, laws must be very numerous.
Cerk is offline  
post #15 of 24 (permalink) Old 05-11-2010, 02:15 PM
Ride Naked
 
mac11's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: NashVegas, TN
Posts: 4,206
Location: NashVegas, TN
Sportbike: z1000
Years Riding: divide by zero error
How you found us: Panda Express
           
Send a message via AIM to mac11
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bug View Post
I say let the fuckers juice the shit outta themselves and lets see scores like 17 -12 and shit - Same with Football - These fucks get paid millions, let them turn into fuckin chemically enhanced animals and put on a show for us
roids should be handed out on draft day with the hat.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Noodles View Post


I think he just quit fake baking. There were lots of ho's to impress in wrigleyville to have tan lines.

Quote:
Oh he can drive. He can drive beyond the limits of the tires, the engine, the car or anything else.
mac11 is offline  
post #16 of 24 (permalink) Old 05-11-2010, 02:16 PM
Bug
Ridiculously Good Looking
 
Bug's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Gold Coast
Posts: 32,746
Location: Gold Coast
Sportbike: Sportbike?
Years Riding: No F'in Idea
How you found us: 4 & 6
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by CerkMX View Post
Bug yer probably a big wrestling fan too, huh?
Nope - Not a ral Sports Fan - If it does not have a Motor, I am not to drawn to it - Use to watch a lot of Rugby & Aus Rules Futbol but American Sports have no heart

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming WOW, what a RIDE !!"
Bug is offline  
post #17 of 24 (permalink) Old 05-11-2010, 02:32 PM
Ride Naked
 
mac11's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: NashVegas, TN
Posts: 4,206
Location: NashVegas, TN
Sportbike: z1000
Years Riding: divide by zero error
How you found us: Panda Express
           
Send a message via AIM to mac11
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bug View Post
Nope - Not a ral Sports Fan - If it does not have a Motor, I am not to drawn to it - Use to watch a lot of Rugby & Aus Rules Futbol but American Sports have no heart
you should go to a hockey game.

Quote:
Oh he can drive. He can drive beyond the limits of the tires, the engine, the car or anything else.
mac11 is offline  
post #18 of 24 (permalink) Old 05-11-2010, 03:00 PM Thread Starter
Grid Marshall.
 
Cerk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Naperville
Posts: 29,343
Location: Naperville
Sportbike: Tweener
Years Riding: Do I have to start over now?
How you found us: Followed the Bread Crumbs...
           
Send a message via AIM to Cerk
Stupid puss American sports

Tom

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tacitus
In a state where corruption abounds, laws must be very numerous.
Cerk is offline  
post #19 of 24 (permalink) Old 05-11-2010, 03:02 PM
Bug
Ridiculously Good Looking
 
Bug's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Gold Coast
Posts: 32,746
Location: Gold Coast
Sportbike: Sportbike?
Years Riding: No F'in Idea
How you found us: 4 & 6
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by mac11 View Post
you should go to a hockey game.
Been to plenty - Ehh -Can take it or leave it

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming WOW, what a RIDE !!"
Bug is offline  
post #20 of 24 (permalink) Old 05-11-2010, 03:03 PM
Ride Naked
 
mac11's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: NashVegas, TN
Posts: 4,206
Location: NashVegas, TN
Sportbike: z1000
Years Riding: divide by zero error
How you found us: Panda Express
           
Send a message via AIM to mac11
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bug View Post
Been to plenty - Ehh -Can take it or leave it
party pooper. I likes hockey games.

Quote:
Oh he can drive. He can drive beyond the limits of the tires, the engine, the car or anything else.
mac11 is offline  
post #21 of 24 (permalink) Old 05-13-2010, 11:46 AM
1 piece at a time
 
hexraptor's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Woodstock, IL
Posts: 6,316
Location: Woodstock, IL
Sportbike: Ninja ZX-6'DinoSaki'
Years Riding: Since I joined!
How you found us: teh intarwebz
           
Send a message via AIM to hexraptor Send a message via MSN to hexraptor Send a message via Yahoo to hexraptor
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2weelpilot View Post
finally got out from under the rock?
not quite...although the reflection off him was kind of bright


I thought i remember hearing something about it, didn't know if it was just rumor though. wow

- Steve
hexraptor is offline  
post #22 of 24 (permalink) Old 05-13-2010, 11:57 AM
C2M
ǝɹoɯʎuɐ ʞɔnɟ ɐ sǝʌıƃ oɥʍ
 
C2M's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Crook county
Posts: 11,372
Location: Crook county
Sportbike: 636/ zzr600/ r6
Years Riding: Since 07
How you found us: bathroom stall
           
Gawd could his wife look any more disgusted


go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
C2M is offline  
post #23 of 24 (permalink) Old 05-13-2010, 01:11 PM
Registered lunatic
 
A.B.A.T.E.'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Elmwood Park
Posts: 1,652
Location: Elmwood Park
Sportbike: 1984 FXE, 1966 Triumph, 2000 FLHTC
Years Riding: Bought new 1984, Riding 44yrs
How you found us: ABATE of Illinois, Chicago
           
That pic should have the caption "Hurry up with the photo shoot, I got a turtle head poking out"

Quote:
Originally Posted by C2M View Post
Gawd could his wife look any more disgusted

A.B.A.T.E. is offline  
post #24 of 24 (permalink) Old 05-13-2010, 02:16 PM
Raging lunar zoomonkey
 
stumbl1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 2,222
Location: Chicago, IL
Sportbike: 06' CBR 1000RR
Years Riding: we're supposed to ride?
How you found us: yahoo
           
Send a message via AIM to stumbl1 Send a message via MSN to stumbl1 Send a message via Yahoo to stumbl1
man this thread is getting scary
stumbl1 is offline  
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the Chicagoland Sportbikes forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in










Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode



Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome