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Lesnar has little girl hands...

Compared to frickin' Carwin he does


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I have little girl hands.
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carwin near end of the first round...stoppage due to strikes

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Better sharpen up your pencil and make a cartoon if you want to see it, because it will never happen in real life.
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^^^Ha! Dave your opinion is biased.
Yes it is. I could imagine me shit talking Brock, bumping into him at a wedding or family reunion or something, and having him break my neck and eat me.
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I don't pay attention to the UFC anymore. When r these guys due to fight because this I want to see.

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Next time I see him I'll tell him you said that.
You're so cool dude...

And do you know who Carwin is?

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he has a cock tattooed on his chest. Cock Chestner is his name, and I'll tell him to his face.

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You better not, or Dave will have him beat you up!

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You're so cool dude...

And do you know who Carwin is?
No idea. I think I have seen 3 ufc fights ever.
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Fuck Lesnar - I hope Carwin beats the fuck outta him

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I suppose we're all related to B Lesnar at some point in our distant past but I suspect none of us will ever see him at a family reunion. I have as much chance of seeing him running a tractor on the family farm in SD.

and at some point big hands are big hands.

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Jeez, I didn't think this would get ugly. Mandy's cousin is married to him. I share no blood with him.

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Dave....where are my tickets. I need them this week so I can book a flight. Chopchop.

Back on topic...werent they saying they made superduper extra large gloves for Lesnar and now Carwin needs two sizes bigger?

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Bottom Line: Everyone talks about the size of Lennar’s hands and how he needs to have custom gloves made for his paws. Carwin too has some huge mitts and is the only fighter in the UFC to ever wear size 5xl gloves. Standing at 6’2” and 265 lbs, Carwin is a physical match for the 6’3”, 265 lbs Lesner. Lesnar has never met up with such a large and skilled opponent in the octagon before and he will not know what hit him. It is likely Lesnar will go for a shot of which Carwin will be able to defend and keep this fight standing. Carwin will win the clinch game and hit Lesnar with shots like he has never felt before.
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when is this match?

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jebus they're still rolling out stephan bonnar? the rest of this card isn't so great looking, I'm not saying there wont be some good fights I'm just saying I'm not sure I want to pay $60 for this.

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Silva pulled out of his fight, cracked ribs. That was going to be a good one too.

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Silva pulled out of his fight, cracked ribs. That was going to be a good one too.
Leben stepping in for Silva after fighting just 2 weeks ago - should still be a slugfest. As should Matt Brown vs Lytle.
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Wow really!? Leben is a gamer, but he's in for a whoopin' I think.

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