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Why do the Bears suck

why do they suck so much this year? i thought the new stadium would really wanna make them win
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Because they are owned by some old hag that should be enrolled in a Sunrise Assisted Living Center. A GM that lets all the good players go. A coach that never says anything except "We must get better." And, an o-coordinator that just loves those 2 yard screens on 3rd and 11 which we have grown so fond of the past few years.
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I heard on the radio that historically new stadiums have zero effect on a team's performance. Especially at the pro level where coaching and talent is more important that simply being "pumped up" for a game as in college or HS.
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Especially at the pro level where coaching and talent is more important that simply being "pumped up" for a game as in college or HS.

I thought the "bears" were a High School team. Isn't shooooooop a high school gym teacher full time and coaches the bears offense in his spare time?
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Re: Why do the Bears suck

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why do they suck so much this year? i thought the new stadium would really wanna make them win
coaching.



how about paris hilton up in urlacher's box sporting a 54 jersey. I bet he was up in her box later. get it? get it? hahhahaha!

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how much was that new stadium? wasnt it 600 million?
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Can you get more detailed?

I mean like the
Offense=offensive
Defense=no defense
special teams="special"
coach=i guess you can say "too many tranquilizers before game time"
defense coach=needs to realize his players limitations
offensive coach=should really get his GED and get a face mask to cover up that "Deer in headlights" look off his face. He knows he does not know what he's doing and now everyone else knows it too!


Chicago Bears needs to dump the high school playbook NOW!

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Kelly, I think you've hit the nail on the head. I was watching the game last night with my daughters boyfriend in the room. He's on the high school football team. He kept remarking that they were the same plays that they had learned. WTF????

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Kelly, I think you've hit the nail on the head. I was watching the game last night with my daughters boyfriend in the room. He's on the high school football team. He kept remarking that they were the same plays that they had learned. WTF????
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Their offensive coaching is a @#$! joke. Most armchair quarterbacks could make better play calls than shoop. An OPTION?!?!?!? In the NFL??? A one yard shovel pass on 3rd and 10?!?!?! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAN, PUT THE "FOOTBALL FOR DUMMIES" BOOK AWAY AND MAKE A PLAYBOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Surely, we can add to...

The screen pass right for 2 yards.
The screen pass left for -1 yard.
Quarterback option (Good grief Charlie Brown)
Quarterback scrambling for his life because the offensive line set up in the Swiss Cheese formation.
The handoff to Thomas for huge yards only to get called back EVERY @#$# time cause somebody forgot how to block!!!!

And don't forget their ONLY point scoring play... Fieldgoal.

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I'm wondering if there's a chance we might win even 1 this year...

This is seriously the worst bears team I can remember. I stopped watching the game after halftime, I had better things to waste my time on.
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How's that new stadium treating ya? BWAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
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how about paris hilton up in urlacher's box sporting a 54 jersey. I bet he was up in her box later. get it? get it? hahhahaha!
*groan*

i think that was the most exciting story they had to report last night.

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*groan*

i think that was the most exciting story they had to report last night.

You got that right, that and Paris Hilton scratching her arm-pits when the camera was directly focused on her!!!
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The Bears need someone who can throw the ball... And by throwing the ball, I don't mean 4 or 5 yards when it's 3rd and 10 or 3rd and 12. WTF!! Do you know how far 10 yards is??

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*groan*

i think that was the most exciting story they had to report last night.
oh come on, that joke was inspired! hahahaha!

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oh come on, that joke was inspired! hahahaha!
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Here are my insights on why they suck.

1) Our QB cant throw the ball. !/2 the time his fault, 1/2 the time he has no time(see point 2)
2) Our offensive line is atrocious. They couldnt even keep 5 Frenchmen from sacking the QB.
3) We have all of 1 consistent WR...which is actually kinda debatable at best.
4) Our RBs Have no holes to run through.(see point 2)
5) Our Defensive line cant put any type of pressure on the QB.
6) Our Star Middle Linebacker can't shed a block, even if it meant he got a piece of Paris Hilton ass afterwards.
6) Our DB's are being required to cover WRs for way too long(see point 5), and even so...they still get burnt.
7) We have no kick or punt returner that is worth a damn.
8) Our offensive coordinator thinks this is a high school game and expects a 2 yard out on 3-10 to work b/c the WR will break 3 tackles and get the first down. Memo to John Shoop....our WRs are not Terrell Owens or Randy Moss.
9) Our Head Coach shows no emotions.


But on the upside....our kicker is pretty good.

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Urlacher needs to leave his drunkin ho at home and concentrate on the game. Or she can stay at my house.
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Once a Bears fan, always a Bears fan. Of course the bears suck, they have sucked since '85. Besides if the Bears were any good, what would be the point of beer? Its all a scam to get Chicago to buy more alcohol. Everybody has planned together to make all Chicago teams suck.
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Not true obi! In fact... I'm going to a bar tonight to watch a certain team in blue fight for a NL championship!! So, there! .... wait a minute, there's alcohol at a bar hu???

Well, at least we have a winning team! I got that part right... Bears still suck, but just like the Cubs, you CAN'T GIVE UP!!! Good things come to those who.... buy overpriced tickets year after year after year.

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What the Bears need is new ownership.

HOW DO YOU FIRE THE OWNER!?!?
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HOW DO YOU FIRE THE OWNER!?!?
you dont give him the new stadium he wants........ woooops!

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Re: Why do the Bears suck

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thought the new stadium would really wanna make them win

Same thing Bud Selig thought would make the Brewers a winning team. Now the milwaukee area is paying for a stadium that hosts a complete loser of a team.D
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