I thought this was funny even though I'm a Cub's fan. However, I'm a Sox fan for the week though. Go Sox!
Five Chicago sports fans were climbing a mountain one day. Each was a
fan of a different Chicago team and each proclaimed to be the most
loyal of all fans to their team.
Finally as they reached the top, the Blackhawk fan hurled himself off
the mountain, shouting, "This is for the Hawks!!!" as he fell to his
doom. Not wanting to be outdone, the Bulls fan threw himself off the
mountain, proclaiming, "This is for the greatest team of the 90's!!!"
Seeing this, the Bears fan walked over and shouted, "This is for
DITKA!!!", and leapt to his death.
The two remaining fans just looked at each other in stunned silence.
After a minute, the Sox Fan shouted, "This is for everyone on the South
Side!!!" and pushed the Cubs fan off of the mountain.