OK, just got back from the game.
Southsiders have problems.
I mean, when the Cubs scored the first run, I didn't do anything but cheer. No shit talking. Nothing.
Sox start scoring runs, and south sides start acting like stereotypes of themselves. Maynard gets flipped off in his face by some south sider who's like, dancing in his face like he's gonna give him a lap dance.
I think southsiders have a real chip on their shoulders cuz they're poor and think we look down on them. Seriously, we north siders don't care about south siders. We don't know they exist, and don't care. How do you look down on people you don't pay any attention to?
They have no class whatsoever.
Anyway, I got real drunk
and started the shit talking. My favorite was this guy who walked right into one
: "Hey!" He says to me, pointing to the World Series banner. "Read that sign." "What," I said, "You need me to read it for you cuz you went to school on the South Side?"
I had a blast running through the ramps in the park shouting "NORTH SIDE!!! I TOOK A SHOWER TODAY!!!! NORTH SIDE!!!! I WENT TO COLLEGE!!!! NORTH SIDE!!!! I BRUSH MY TEETH!!!!" SOUTH SIDE WHITE TRASH!!!!
Oh, and by the way, they had NO GOOD COMEBACKS all night. The best was "Oh...you're gay."
Yeah, but you're WHITE TRASH!