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post #1 of 25 (permalink) Old 03-29-2007, 01:49 PM Thread Starter
 
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Porn Stache

There was a guy on the Anaheim Ducks last night that has that Don Mattingly/Ron Jeremy mustache going on. 1st stache I've seen in hockey in like 10 yrs. Frinckin' hilarious, couldn't stop laughing at him.

I found a picture, Nick remember this guy, Parros.
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You actually pay attention to the guys in porn?

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the keith hernandez stache.

elaine in head: "who does this guy think he is?!"
keith in head: "I'm Keith Hernandez."


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Maybe he was one of the older Hanson Brothers from Slapshot
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You actually pay attention to the guys in porn?
For some reason, I knew this comment was coming.
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Actually, he reminds me of the guy in Anchorman:

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post #8 of 25 (permalink) Old 03-29-2007, 02:02 PM Thread Starter
 
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Here is the real Sex Panther guy, wearing a hat though.
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Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and Ron Jeremy seperated at birth?




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the keith hernandez stache.

elaine in head: "who does this guy think he is?!"
keith in head: "I'm Keith Hernandez."

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That dude is like 7 feet tall. He got his ass wooped by a short guy about my height last night.

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post #12 of 25 (permalink) Old 03-29-2007, 05:26 PM Thread Starter
 
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I'm still laughing at this guy. Giggling my ass off.
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I'm growin one now - Who's wit me?
next time the wife goes out of town for more than 3 days, it's stache time.

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next time the wife goes out of town for more than 3 days, it's stache time.
I am in Vegas for 2 weekends in May - Thinkin bout goin for the "Vivid Special" look!

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Watching some hockey and just thought about this guy again. Still gives me a good chuckle.
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post #18 of 25 (permalink) Old 05-10-2007, 12:07 AM
 
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I thought porn stache is shaving the balls but leaving a little on top?
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I'm growin one now - Who's wit me?
Im already rocking the "Zorro" stache, as my buddies call it.
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What about Brian Fantana??? And Ron burgandy??
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post #22 of 25 (permalink) Old 06-02-2007, 10:20 AM
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I'm still laughing at this guy. Giggling my ass off.

he giggled

Operating a motorcycle. So easy, even a caveman can do it. Knowing how to ride? Priceless.

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I thought porn stache is shaving the balls but leaving a little on top?
that`s the pickled hitler

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Glad to see this popping back up. Now I am laughing again.
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post #25 of 25 (permalink) Old 06-07-2007, 10:09 PM Thread Starter
 
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Watched Anaheim win the Cup last night and started thinking about this thread again. man that's some fummy shit!!
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