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post #1 of 24 (permalink) Old 12-03-2008, 08:45 AM Thread Starter
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How do you suspend someone for saying sloppy seconds?
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Well, that was quick. After Dallas Stars agitator Sean Avery made those charming comments about "sloppy seconds" this morning to TSN, the NHL suspended him indefinitely. So his valiant return to Canada against the Calgary Flames this evening will have to wait a little while longer. Just to recap, this is what Avery told the network on camera: "I am really happy to be back in Calgary, I love Canada. I just want to comment on how it's become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don't know what that's about. Enjoy the game tonight."

Anyway,if you didn't know, the comment is directed at Dion Phaneuf and Phaneuf's girl friend Elisha Cuthbert, whom Avery used to date. But given Cuthbert's, Milanoesque proclivity for men on skates, that comment could have been directed at half the league. Or it could be directed at the LA Kings' Jarret Stoll, who is currently dating Rachel Hunter, also a former Avery conquest.

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The NHL is now sending their players to etiquette school of the debutantes and are required to have dignity, manners and most of all a healthy lifestyle.
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Those are possibly the least suspension-worthy couple of sentences to ever result in a suspension.

What a joke.

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I take it he's a member of EMR?

People take these things too seriously!
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i'd take those sloppy seconds.



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i'd take those sloppy seconds.


Fucking a right

Can't believe they suspended him for that. What a joke.
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wow. I thought nhl are supposed to be like that, anything less than a fight a game and they're kicked out??

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The NHL suspending players for lacking tact and taste?

What's the world coming to?

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The NHL suspending players for lacking tact and taste?

What's the world coming to?

Next it will be for Hockey Mullets.

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wow. I thought nhl are supposed to be like that, anything less than a fight a game and they're kicked out??

They need to stop trying to Martha-Stewart-ize hockey ... it's not supposed to be nice and ettiquette-like. The meaner, more offensive, and broken teeth, the better!

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Randal: [to Dante] Would you grow up!
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Ridonculous.

And Elisha is ridonculously hot.

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hockey is supposed to be rough and crude, bring back the Hanson brothers
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Ridonculous.

And Elisha is ridonculously hot.
REP for using the term ridonculously!

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Won't be soon before they hand out susensions for fighting too! F***ing pansies ass people, can't handle shit. Other countries do the weather nude, and the NHL suspends a guy for a comment to get under somone's skin. Geeze.

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i'd take sloppy seconds and fifths all day long.
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I agree suspension indefinitely seems a tad harsh, but these star athletes are idols to kids nowadays. They should be setting a more family friendly example.
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calling elisha cuthbert sloppy seconds is like calling a rolls royce a hand-me-down.

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