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When all hell breaks loose.

This is just a hypothecal scenario… What if all hell broke loose and you had too survive. A permanent structure would be best… If it was fortified. however, most new homes IMO suck! I guess my home would be considered a soft target… LOL!

So then I guess surviving in the woods and on the move would be best… taking in consideration the fact you are on the move. The weight of the ammo and your gun would be a factor. One way of lightening the load is…I guess one could hide stash boxes around. That way one wouldn’t be so burdened by how much one could carry.

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this could be a good conversation.

but its only a matter of minutes till (zombie talk) comes into this conversation.



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this could be a good conversation.

but its only a matter of minutes till (zombie talk) comes into this conversation.
LOL! Fu*k N Zombies... Let try too keep it real people.

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I guess you would need to define "all hell breaks loose" a little more clearly
Break down in society… you know. 2012 stuff.

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this could be a good conversation.

but its only a matter of minutes till (zombie talk) comes into this conversation.
funny you say that. i have been dreaming of zombie attacks the past few nights. last night i was held up in a bank and asked the lady there if i could play with the gold. why not ya know in a bank world ending let me have some fun scrooge mcduck style.

i want to drink, but only to kill a certain few brain cells and i don't care how many i have to take out to get to them.
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What's more realistic Red Dawn or Night of the Living Dead?

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Break down in society… you know. 2012 stuff.
That's not a societal break down movie as much as it's an apocalyptic earth change movie.

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We could be invaded by Communist Russian and Cuban zombies

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What's more realistic Red Dawn or Night of the Living Dead?
i gotta say, a bio war..and what would a bio war yield ya??



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Break down in society… you know. 2012 stuff.
If that's teh case then you don't kow where the action will be taking you and having stash boxes is a waste

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Sweet mother of god, Red Dawn Zombies. Our worst nightmare, goddamn commie zombies.

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Sweet mother of god, Red Dawn Zombies. Our worst nightmare, goddamn commie zombies.
undead mutha fuckers!!!



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Break down in society… you know. 2012 stuff.
well acoording to that movie and the ash cloud deal now we are all *ucked and don't matter what u do gonna die. i think the best would be a sub, but that's if ya knew when it was commin otherwise *ucked *ucked *ucked

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Shit if its biological, I stole my gas mask and have a sealed m44 canister. Shit, I guess I'd have to give it to my wife or something...

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I guess I'll see if I can get some strange
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Shit if its biological, I stole my gas mask and have a sealed m44 canister. Shit, I guess I'd have to give it to my wife or something...
fuck that dude, i got 1 and 50 canisters i am not gonna turn into a zombie!!!

but think about this guys.

if he is relating to 2012 we are all fucked!

so in essence you only need one bullet, (for yourself)



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If that's teh case then you don't kow where the action will be taking you and having stash boxes is a waste
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I guess I'll see if I can get some strange
its been a while
zombie pussy would be the best..this shit never stops!



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You can't carry it all, gotta do something with it.
that why you gotta form an army of zombie killers in case it happens, your shit will be squared away tight!



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Anyway, what would you do and what would you take if something really did happen?
A boat load of breath mints cause you might have to start banging all types of tang to get society back up and running.

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That's not a societal break down movie as much as it's an apocalyptic earth change movie.
You know what I’m talking about… I guess I would say Red Dawn. Unless you have a better movie?

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A boat load of breath mints cause you might have to start banging all types of tang to get society back up and running.
dude just so ya know, you cant get women pregnant by just kissing them. your mom told you that to scare you untill you grew up more and learned about life versus any undue stress trying to grow up with a baby.

you need to do that by intercourse



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that why you gotta form an army of zombie killers in case it happens, your shit will be squared away tight!
Troof. If its TEOWAWKI and you're flying solo, you're as fucked as a 13 year old girl hanging out with Roman Polanski.

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dude just so ya know, you cant get women pregnant by just kissing them. your mom told you that to scare you untill you grew up more and learned about life versus any undue stress trying to grow up with a baby.

you need to do that by intercourse
You dumb beaner. I know you gotta squirt in their eye to get them pregnant. The breathmints are for your clan that smell like refried sewage. I'm not getting anywhere near Rosalita whne she has breath that could boil the ocean.

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You dumb beaner. I know you gotta squirt in their eye to get them pregnant. The breathmints are for your clan that smell like refried sewage. I'm not getting anywhere near Rosalita whne she has breath that could boil the ocean.
you betta watch yourself when the race war comes mutha fucka!!!





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If that's teh case then you don't kow where the action will be taking you and having stash boxes is a waste
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Troof. If its TEOWAWKI and you're flying solo, you're as fucked as a 13 year old girl hanging out with Roman Polanski.
Look douche bag....

Dont go using that intelectual Seinfeld type humore here. Most of us (Ody) can't even spell!


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Stank ass Communist Mexican Lesbian Zombies attack, what do you?

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