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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 12-13-2010, 08:59 PM Thread Starter
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Preparedness...

A guy cruises thru a stop sign, and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.

"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?"

"Yes, I am."

"Well then, better tell me what you got."

Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."

"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"

"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."

"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"

"Nope."

"Well then, what are you afraid of...?"








"Not a damn thing..."

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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 12-13-2010, 09:46 PM
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that would totally be me. :P
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you don't visit the city very much do you.

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post #5 of 11 (permalink) Old 12-14-2010, 09:34 AM
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Must not be that country then cause they are actually busy people and dont have time to post every minute of the day like you have been for the last 3

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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We stopped for gas in the BAD part of Milwaukee. I was the only white dude for a 10 mile radius, just an observation though. The whole time I went to try and get gas people got out of their cars, and went into the gas station, then came back out to their cars and never moved!!!!!

My truck has a 25 GALLON TANK. AND EVERYONE WAS STAIRING AT ME!!!

I told missy lock the doors here's the .45 and 3 mags, If anyone tries anything light them up and take off.

I went in to look for a drink, everyone in there was stairing at me. I don't think it was a gas station, more of just a FRONT.

20 minutes later I left but NOONE ELSE HAD the whole time I was there, though they went in and out.

Plus try manuvering a FULL SIZE TRUCK in a INNNER CITY GAS station ment for pimped out caddy, ricers, pintos and fierros.

I thought we were going to get jacked for sho!
wuss, i just stare right back

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wuss, i just stare right back
Joliet..... getting gas and ice at night.....
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oh i did, and then I reached for the holster and spare mags on the floor behind the seat and set them on the bench next to missy stealth like.
yea but the difference is i do it unarmed... no fear bitches

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Joliet..... getting gas and ice at night.....
my thoughts exactly

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yeah, i'm not dumb though, those guys had guns and weren't hiding it either.
ok john wayne


lulz this is going downhill fast

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