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your cute girl but your GROSSLY wrong, stick to trying to house duties

today on, Sighting In With Shooting USA - The Guns for 3 Gun challenge at Ft. Benning.

i am sitting eating lunch and as my DVR was recording the show when i heard this cute chick say (my AR .223 shooting bla bla bla is getting a QUARTER of an INCH @400 YARDS.


i spit out my sammwich and was laughing so hard i replayed it like 15 times and YEP thats what she said.

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I'm not a shooter, but remembering back to my M-16 days 1/4 of a inch at 400 yards? That's a bit far isn't it? I remember hitting the targets at 300 yards and my shot group wasn't anywhere close to 1/4 and I was a damn good shot.

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Gravity drop over 400 yards........?????????????

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I'm not a shooter, but remembering back to my M-16 days 1/4 of a inch at 400 yards? That's a bit far isn't it? I remember hitting the targets at 300 yards and my shot group wasn't anywhere close to 1/4 and I was a damn good shot.
if you get 1/4 MOA @100 with a AR15 or M4 you got the holy moly of all Ar there and a miracle shooter (you know what i mean)

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Clue me in ... and talk to me like I am a 5th grader.

i will try to make it short sweet and simple.

MOA= minute of angle (trajectory)
@= in this reference of shooting is AT what ever distance noted
1/4,1/2,3/4, 1 inch = measurement in inches

for each measurement shot at @100 its size doubles per 100yards.
example 1 inch [email protected] will translate to its grouping size and you will see at best 2 inch's @200, 3 inches @ 300, 4 inches @ 400yards, and so on and so on. in elevation, windage is another story

.223 is a caliber a normal AR15/M16/M4 will shoot (these are types of firearms that shoot that caliber among many other types of firearms.

IF you were to get a total custom match grade parts in and out and precision work that cost BIG money just to get it to shoot 1/4 @100 out of an AR. would be a great accomplishment out of this small caliber and weapon base.

her saying that hers can shoot 1/4 @ 400 is a fucken joke and a stupid mistake on her part.

which is why this is funny.



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Good old Ft. Benning. Did my basic training and jump school there.



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Good old Ft. Benning. Did my basic training and jump school there.



B!tch get back in the kitchen LOL
i did some stuff there too in my past.

here is a flash back for you bro.

took this shot while hunting on the base a few years back.



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btw wanna see what a 1/4inch @100Y.308 looks like?

here she is, and it cost a few 6 packs or more.



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i did some stuff there too in my past.

here is a flash back for you bro.

took this shot while hunting on the base a few years back.
Oh man that brings back so many good and bad memories

Nice pic Ken!
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Yeah thanks for the bad Benning flashback Ken.

I heard tell that guys are reaching out to incredible yards with their ARs they are using some insanely weighted rounds. 82grains I will see if I can find where I heard it.

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Yeah thanks for the bad Benning flashback Ken.

I heard tell that guys are reaching out to incredible yards with their ARs they are using some insanely weighted rounds. 82grains I will see if I can find where I heard it.
push that bag of shit down solider!


also yeah i heard also. never much of a reloader though. god knows i have a ton of Federal seirra BTHP brass since that all i shoot (308) 223 ammo, i dont give a shit about 2 yards to 400Y i leave it in the dirt where it lands



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I read your thread, and I wanted to clear the air about my "misquote". Yeah, I made a mistake with a camera in my face, I'm human. I meant to say 100yds., but was thinking of the target distance of which I was shooting at, 400 yds.

I'm glad y'all got a laugh out of it, b/c I sure did when I saw it too! If you can't laugh at yourself, then what's the point!

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I read your thread, and I wanted to clear the air about my "misquote". Yeah, I made a mistake with a camera in my face, I'm human. I meant to say 100yds., but was thinking of the target distance of which I was shooting at, 400 yds.

I'm glad y'all got a laugh out of it, b/c I sure did when I saw it too! If you can't laugh at yourself, then what's the point!

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Umm....


So do you ride or are you just trolling for people making fun of you? If the answer is the latter and you have that much free time, you should come on out for a CLSB range day/photo shoot/Mannheim ride, I guarantee we'll have fun...

Seriously though... WTH?

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I read your thread, and I wanted to clear the air about my "misquote". Yeah, I made a mistake with a camera in my face, I'm human. I meant to say 100yds., but was thinking of the target distance of which I was shooting at, 400 yds.

I'm glad y'all got a laugh out of it, b/c I sure did when I saw it too! If you can't laugh at yourself, then what's the point!

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HI, Jessie, wow small world. 1 i am glad you signed up and cleared the air. even though you dont but trust me i understand. it was funny when i heard it can and i had to tell my boys how funny it was.

you know what sucks? i couldn find a way to send you what i posted here so USA could edit that or do something in your favor.

clearly as you see some men act like men and well we are goofy!


dont know if you ever come around chicago, but know you got a friend around here.

btw welcome to the site, and sorry on behalf of some of the members in which i have no control over...lol

but do you ride also?




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Now I'm really laughing my ass off!
at ponche oh yeah, but hey we are guys.

but in my book she cool!

hell you guys seen me behind the mic and i am a total goof ball and mess up.

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Yeah its pretty cool that she some how saw this and was cool about it, Props!

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OMG!!! every venue we attend i call ahead and make sure they hide the microphones




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IF this is Jessi you have no one to blame for my quote but yourself, it's not my fault your so HOTT and I'm a dumb man that thinks with.......OK, I digress.
With that said, I am taking another bite of my shoe as I type this and apologize for being so vulgar. See sentence above for explanation.
I know I look forward to your participation here if you decide to continue.
, if this is Jessie, you play wih the big boys so I'm sure you've heard worse. At least I'm not trying to puss out of what I said.

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IF THIS IS NOT JESSIE,

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