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post #1 of 31 (permalink) Old 10-29-2011, 06:56 PM Thread Starter
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CLSB Lazy Fug Showdown

Alright ladies, with all this work out shit I see on here, I say we start a "Lazy Fuck Showdown Series" - I see Uncle Steve, Cerk, Troy, Underdog, Maynard, Grasshopper and a few other "chosen ones" being strong competitors

Here is the plan:

- 2 Hrs of couch time
- 20 Mins of Pizza Inhaling
- Smoke a Cig or Pinch Of Chew every 32 mins
- Beer in hand the entire time
- 27 min naps post poll tug in separate surroundings
- Complete lack of showering while in unwashed sweat pants and pitted tee shirts

All of this must be done while excuberating the highest level of "Flyness"

Who down?

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming WOW, what a RIDE !!"
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post #2 of 31 (permalink) Old 10-29-2011, 07:10 PM
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I'm in, but only for the nutrition part of it. I am having a double Butter Burger with cheese, and a tall concrete mixer. I'll probably kill a half box of Fudge Sticks too before the night is over.
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I'm in, but no beer or tobacco for me. I'll sub Diet Coke & mozzarella sticks - because I'm fly like that.

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I'm in but I don't chew anymore and I only smoke the good stuff.

This schedule you have up is a daily thing fo rme so looks like I don't have to change much. hahahha
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I'm a fucking ringer for this. I don't chew anymore but I do huff paint. I'll list my activities here for today.
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post #7 of 31 (permalink) Old 10-30-2011, 09:41 AM Thread Starter
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I plan on getting some good practice in today for sure

Uncle Patrone knocked my pecker in the paint last night - Ugh

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Sat on a locomotive for 13 hours last night. Stopped by CP's shop and pissed on his door and windows. Came home, ate a frozen pizza, drank a few beers, watching Johnny Nmunomic and about to sleep for a while.
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Sat on a locomotive for 13 hours last night. Stopped by CP's shop and pissed on his door and windows. Came home, ate a frozen pizza, drank a few beers, watching Johnny Nmunomic and about to sleep for a while.
Admiration to the dedication - Play like a champ out there kid

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I like where this is headed.
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Holy shit...I've been training for this thing for like 6 hours already today!


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Going on 36 hours from my last shower.
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I like this showdown... time for a cigar.
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Just for the record , I have never seen Grasshopper without a beer in one of his hands , how does he do it ?
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I was going to say I would join in, but it clearly be unfare to the rest of you, as you would not be able to hold a candle to my lazy fugness. I would be a bagger of sand as I should be competing at an A level when it comes to laziness. I did the tango with mr. Daniels last night. the amount of naps I have taken today would make you all envious.




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I was going to say I would join in, but it clearly be unfare tot he rest of you, as you would not be able to hold a candle to my lazy fugness. I did the tango with mr. Daniels last night. the amount of naps I have taken today would make you all envious.
Shit , I got up at 1:30 and would gladly go back to sleep .
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I beat my pud 5 times. My socks not only are stuck together, they also stand up by themselves. I got dressed up in swear pants, crocs, and a hooded sweatshirt to get pop.
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I beat my pud 5 times..
who's your favorite lil rascal?


Sinner....

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I beat my pud 5 times. My socks not only are stuck together, they also stand up by themselves. I got dressed up in swear pants, crocs, and a hooded sweatshirt to get pop.
i think my recored is 3 times in one day. but im always thinking somthing hotter is just one more click away so it takes a while.
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I watched Johnny Nmenonic, and.napped during that. Then watched my blue heaven and ate a lazzana and a banana, now watching devils rejects with double butter popcorn.
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I watched Johnny Nmenonic, and.napped during that. Then watched my blue heaven and ate a lazzana and a banana, now watching devils rejects with double butter popcorn.
"when I say I'm witchoo, I meeeean, I'm witchoo"

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^^^ Hookers and blow?

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

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Chewed almost a full tin of Skoal today - 2 Bloody Marys from the home bar to take the shakes from last night down a notch or two - 3 Craps and 1 Tug (slacking there, I know) and about to order Giordano's Deep Dish - Now watching "Get Shorty" while my Sunday Night Fox Cartoons record

Feeling REAL good about myself right now - Epitimy of good health

Did score some new rims for the Husky though and picked out a new decal scheme - Lve this iPad

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^^^ Hookers and blow?


lazyness, youre doing it wrong.

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

-"You will meet your destiny on the road of avoidance."

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When you ladies work up to bourbon and cigars ..... Give me a ring.

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well i started on effen black cherry and soda after my 3 o'clock nap. I have worked my way into the bourbon now.




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I may not be the laziest but my diet sucks, when I went to dunkin doughnuts today for coffee she was like how many doughnuts do you want? I felt like a fat ass and she was shocked when I said none.
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Just for the record , I have never seen Grasshopper without a beer in one of his hands , how does he do it ?

so true!!!! the other night he had one in each hand


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+1, add me to your speed dial.

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