I'm mad bro
Join Date: Aug 2003
Sportbike: butter churn
Years Riding: Lots
How you found us: Googled "bullshit artists"
Race completed. Pretty small turnout it seems though, there was only about 15 or 20 people in my wave. The run was the biggest challenge for me, but my pace was ok and I'm satisfied, but hope to do better my next race. I dominated on the bike, taking soccer moms and hybrid-riding old men (hopefully from the previous wave) by storm. A mile run to the kayaks where I also dominated, passing several people while navigating the low spots in the river. Another mile run to the obstacle course which included truck tire flips, sand bag carry, up and over a high wall, and finally a dragons back style balance beam. Crossed the line, slammed a water and some orange wedges and finished it off with a beer. Good times. Heat was a bitch but don't think it really affected me that much, was done by around 11 anyway. Don't know my results yet but it was fun and will definitely do this type of thing again. I think there's another one with same or similar format in rockford later this year.
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