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Dudes, what are symptoms of a UTI? Had some sharp pains in my left testicle and it hurt like a bitch! (this was after riding my moutain bike for a few hours) It occured Tuesday and it happened right after i pissed. I know 1 of the symptoms are frequent urination, but i have a bad bladder and i don't notice a diff. I don't have any burning after urinating though...and no, i don't have any STD's. (knockin' on WOOD!) Help me, my ball hurts!!

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Hmmmm I have a medical problem, what do I do first, oh I know, I go post on CLSB


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A UTI wouldn't effect your testicles, would it? I know extended periods of time can cause a higher risk or Testicular cancer as well as severe vascular damage (to the point where they may have to remove a nut), but not sure about UTI, I'll ask a friend.

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Call a doctor you freak
LOL, i have an appt at 3pm, just want to know if this is something more serious and if anyone else has had the same symptoms. I assume the ball pain was from the bike seat.

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A term they use in hospitals when a testicle gets wrapped around the other testicle. Supposed to be very painful.

Maybe you twisted a nut when you were making out with your cycle buddy in the woods.

Just go rub one out and flush your system.

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One of the members here had ball cancer. Maybe he can talk abou the symptoms.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Maybe you twisted a nut when you were making out with your cycle buddy in the woods.

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No one says you have to get drunk everytime you drink.

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Isn't that like having sex and not finishing though?
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My righty hurt like fuck for months and I ignored it. Then I woke up one day with a big gash on my waistline and a purple dick and righty was gone. I don't know where righty is now, but I'm sure he doesn't have to suffer anymore.
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Guzzle some cranberry juice if you think it's a UTI...

You could always put up a myspace page and post pictures of your balls and join lots of groups and solicit more online opinions.

...or simply go see a doctor.

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