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post #1 of 18 (permalink) Old 05-24-2007, 03:13 PM Thread Starter
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Weird Shit I just Took

I just took a shit and it smelled like a pot of freshly brewed coffee. Anyone ever experience this before? I did drink a 32oz cup of coffee this morning, which could be the explanation.

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Have you been hanging out with ZeusRotty?

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ummmmmm...no

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ive had green shit before, but don't remember it smelling like anything other then SHIT

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post #6 of 18 (permalink) Old 05-24-2007, 03:30 PM Thread Starter
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I've pissed and it's smelled like Coffee but never shat.
yeah, I think some grounds snuck through the filter yesterday and ended up in my shit today. I remember seeing a bunch of grounds at the bottom of my cup

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I took a shit once.. and it smelled like shit.

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The old white castle shit is always fun. It smells just like it did when you ate it.

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The old white castle shit is always fun. It smells just like it did when you ate it.
how true!

I farted the other morning in my car and it smelled like a Taco Bell, I didn't even roll my windows down.

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how true!

I farted the other morning in my car and it smelled like a Taco Bell, I didn't even roll my windows down.
Did you ever fix your bike you sick fuck?

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Did you ever fix your bike you sick fuck?
I ran some seafoam through it, and it helped a little. I made a 350 mile trip home from school, and it only died like 3 times. Before it would die every 5-10 miles. I talked to lunardog last night at strats about a couple more things to do to try and get rid of it all together.

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The old white castle shit is always fun. It smells just like it did when you ate it.
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I just took a shit and it smelled like a pot of freshly brewed coffee. Anyone ever experience this before? I did drink a 32oz cup of coffee this morning, which could be the explanation.
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I wish, then I could sell my shit for $150/lb. I could make an extra $55k a year I bet.

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