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post #1 of 38 (permalink) Old 08-09-2007, 02:06 PM Thread Starter
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as of 8/1/07 CLSB sexual report card.

well since this is the 1st time in 7 years the report shows good i thought i would share it with everyone.

ill skip all the other years and just post as of 8/1/07 results.

homosexuality: down 200%
lesbian sex: up 82%
CLSB having sex with other CLSB members FEMALES TO MALE: up 560%
CLSB haveing sex with other CLSB MALE TO MALE: down to 6 guys
STD's: down 300%
inbreeding: down 843.98%

good job everyone, please keep our females happy and females keep spreading the word and inviting other females.

i thank you all.

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lesbian sex: up 82%
Ummm... I think after last night that number should be WAY higher!!!

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good job everyone, please keep our females happy
Best thing I ever heard!!!!!


Where are the stats on threesomes???

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Where are the stats on threesomes???
i dunno but im up for raising that statistic

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Ummm... I think after last night that number should be WAY higher!!!



Best thing I ever heard!!!!!


Where are the stats on threesomes???
so far the 3sums are down, so if anyone gets it on 3 way style, please let me know so i can update accordingly.



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well since this is the 1st time in 7 years the report shows good i thought i would share it with everyone.

ill skip all the other years and just post as of 8/1/07 results.

homosexuality: down 200%
lesbian sex: up 82%
CLSB having sex with other CLSB members FEMALES TO MALE: up 560%
CLSB haveing sex with other CLSB MALE TO MALE: down to 6 guys
STD's: down 300%
inbreeding: down 843.98%

good job everyone, please keep our females happy and females keep spreading the word and inviting other females.

i thank you all.

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What about the masterbation stats? Or do Ducati owners not talk about whacking off.
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there is NO computer in the world or alien technology that can keep up with masturbation statistics.



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What about the masterbation stats? Or do Ducati owners not talk about whacking off.
the semen samples havent yet been collected from that dirty rusted shed behind strats yet.

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Be careful, WSE has a tendency to use fists, and Chey likes to use his tongue, heavily.

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WOW! This is so fucking true!!! Damn bro you been peepin in my windows TRYING to learn something AGAIN!!!

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All the bitches like it!!


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I hope you're talking from WSE!!!!!!!!


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I hope you're talking from WSE!!!!!!!!
Me thinks he's talking to you... i mean, who can resist that sexy bald head and shiny R1??


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Yea I'm thinking he's a lil confused because of the name


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Is PBR influence the reason for the statistical change?

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What about the masterbation stats? Or do Ducati owners not talk about whacking off.
With 3 Ducs in the garage....I don't have to anymore But it's fun anyway

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