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post #1 of 36 (permalink) Old 09-18-2010, 11:56 PM Thread Starter
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post #2 of 36 (permalink) Old 09-19-2010, 12:17 AM
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it is funny

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post #3 of 36 (permalink) Old 09-19-2010, 12:35 AM
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post #4 of 36 (permalink) Old 09-19-2010, 01:06 AM Thread Starter
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Pickles don't belong on chicken sammiches! And yes, I'm a tad bit pudgy. I'm 5'10" and 220 lbs (weighed tonight). But the combination of the steroids I was on and Mandy's kick ass cooking does me in.

BTW, I laughed my ass off when Mandy ask my who changed my screen name.
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post #5 of 36 (permalink) Old 09-19-2010, 02:07 AM
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Pickles don't belong on chicken sammiches! And yes, I'm a tad bit pudgy. I'm 5'10" and 220 lbs (weighed tonight). But the combination of the steroids I was on and Mandy's kick ass cooking does me in.

BTW, I laughed my ass off when Mandy ask my who changed my screen name.
Damn!! You stole the name I wanted!! Too bad I fit the name better!

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post #6 of 36 (permalink) Old 09-19-2010, 07:12 AM
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i was wondering about this. rep to dave, nice sense of humor about this.


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post #7 of 36 (permalink) Old 09-19-2010, 08:37 AM
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post #8 of 36 (permalink) Old 09-19-2010, 09:48 AM
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Pickles don't belong on chicken sammiches!
cluvers puts a pickle slice on their chicken sammich too... and while i pick them off, they still belong

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post #9 of 36 (permalink) Old 09-19-2010, 10:13 AM Thread Starter
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I think Bug and HDTony are the culprets on this one. Uncle Bug has some explaining to do too. And if I ever get a dirt bike and learn how to roost someone, he will be my first victim.
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post #10 of 36 (permalink) Old 09-19-2010, 11:23 AM
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post #11 of 36 (permalink) Old 09-19-2010, 11:32 AM
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cluvers puts a pickle slice on their chicken sammich too... and while i pick them off, they still belong
I should eat with you and Dave. I love pickles on my sammiches. When I was pregnant with Abi I had Dave stop at white castle on his way home almost every night and get me a chicken sandwich and a small cup of pickles. I would take the chicken off, put mayo on the bun and then load it with pickles. Nummers.

I don't ride, I cook!
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post #12 of 36 (permalink) Old 09-19-2010, 06:58 PM
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post #13 of 36 (permalink) Old 09-19-2010, 07:20 PM
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I should eat with you and Dave. I love pickles on my sammiches. When I was pregnant with Abi I had Dave stop at white castle on his way home almost every night and get me a chicken sandwich and a small cup of pickles. I would take the chicken off, put mayo on the bun and then load it with pickles. Nummers.
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post #14 of 36 (permalink) Old 09-19-2010, 07:36 PM
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post #15 of 36 (permalink) Old 09-24-2010, 03:14 AM Thread Starter
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Joke is over Tony. Please put my name back to Dave13.
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post #16 of 36 (permalink) Old 09-24-2010, 03:26 AM
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pickles kick ass on the right sammich... A pickle is awesome on buns...

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post #17 of 36 (permalink) Old 09-24-2010, 08:42 AM
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Pickles don't belong on chicken sammiches! And yes, I'm a tad bit pudgy. I'm 5'10" and 220 lbs (weighed tonight). But the combination of the steroids I was on and Mandy's kick ass cooking does me in.

BTW, I laughed my ass off when Mandy ask my who changed my screen name.
Cookies!!!! One of my few addicitons short of motorcycles. I clean car you give cookie

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post #18 of 36 (permalink) Old 09-24-2010, 08:49 AM
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Joke is over Tony. Please put my name back to Dave13.
Tony - Wait til he buys a Dirty and "roosts" me - He can then go back to Dave13

Now, Dave, come 'er and give us a cuddle

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I think Bug and HDTony are the culprets on this one. Uncle Bug has some explaining to do too. And if I ever get a dirt bike and learn how to roost someone, he will be my first victim.
How in the fuck did I get dragged into this? - I was just takin meds, spittin chew and ridin dirty.......

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming WOW, what a RIDE !!"
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Joke is over Tony. Please put my name back to Dave13.
I think you should threaten him by saying you'll switch over to CR or start up a website like 2WC.
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i used to make sliced pickle sandwiches when i was in grade school.

white bread one slice toasted
mayo layed on thick on each slice
some pepper
about 5 to 7 slices of the pickle

yum yum yum

i want to drink, but only to kill a certain few brain cells and i don't care how many i have to take out to get to them.
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...A pickle is awesome on buns...
that's what she said...

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post #24 of 36 (permalink) Old 02-06-2011, 11:09 PM Thread Starter
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All right. Which one of you fucko's changed my custom user title? And how long ago did you change it, I just saw it today. It must be one of those haters only making 5 digits.
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Tony and I have not been riding so I has NOTHING to do with this one

What's up Pimpin? - Loan me $5?

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Dude, loan me $5k??

Sadly, I didn't make that much when I sold the Wonder Hyundai. Sorry.
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Dude, loan me $5k??

HEY!!!! - Get your own Sugar Daddy, damn it

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HEY!!!! - Get your own Sugar Daddy, damn it
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