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post #1 of 36 (permalink) Old 10-01-2009, 10:37 AM Thread Starter
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requesting a larger Penis tony...

Hi, tony. this is Odysseys.

i am requesting a larger capacity penis. the last several years a 5" max was workable. as of lately though the spike in traffic and the popularity to come to Odysseys with almost all things site and personal related i find myself consistently reviewing what i need to keep and delete.

is it possible to review my account and increase my girth?

thank you.

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post #2 of 36 (permalink) Old 10-01-2009, 10:40 AM
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post #4 of 36 (permalink) Old 10-01-2009, 10:41 AM Thread Starter
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as you can see certain moderators (kruz)have nothing more to do then to fuck around editing my title which also appears which is why more members turn to me for help or guidance then my associates.


clearly this has been the trend for years past.



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Kruz, PM sent about the issue I am having- TIA.

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post #10 of 36 (permalink) Old 10-01-2009, 10:57 AM Thread Starter
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wtf? LOL
i was asking for a larger PM box and well KRUZ abused his mod powers to suit his personal vengeance on me for being a much superior associate in our mod team and apparently now is trying to attack the size of my man hood as clearly it must be bigger then his.


sorry this type of personal issue followed me into our professional atmosphere.

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Why would you need more than 500 pms? clean that thing out.

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on average i get close to 50-100 pms a day and some of them i need to retain to follow up with.



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LOL, i have over 100 unread at the moment, I cant keep up with all of them.




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Im blind!!!!! No more MMS texts.

like that shit huh!! fuckstick


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LOL, i have over 100 unread at the moment, I cant keep up with all of them.
you know what i mean!



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hey ken if your just trying to hold on to stuff, i believe there is an option to download your pm's to your computer.




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hey ken if your just trying to hold on to stuff, i believe there is an option to download your pm's to your computer.
that would be nice for some of them as i also have paint quotes in there.

if you find out please let me know.



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For best drama-free results in the future, I would recommend PMing Tony directly for these types of requests and avoid allowing your crack staff to poke fun of you and your deficiencies publicly.


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For best drama-free results in the future, I would recommend PMing Tony directly for these types of requests and avoid allowing your crack staff to poke fun of you and your deficiencies publicly.



i know what i was doing, and i knew YOU would be the one to attack it 1st.



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say, send me your cell # i wanna send you something



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i know what i was doing, and i knew YOU would be the one to attack it 1st.
I agree with Kruz. You've been outvoted by the staff. Your request for additonal PM space was not thread material, it should have been asked via PM or other private channels.

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