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post #1 of 48 (permalink) Old 06-13-2009, 11:53 AM Thread Starter
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if you eat sunflower seeds...

..and ride a Goldwing, and randomly spit them out while riding, your air filter will look like this:



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post #2 of 48 (permalink) Old 06-13-2009, 11:57 AM
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That's fucked up.
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Wtf!?!?

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Seriously?

Take it to the STREETS!
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post #8 of 48 (permalink) Old 06-13-2009, 12:05 PM Thread Starter
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ya, we found some droppings in there too. there was a good 1lb of shells in there.
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A few years ago I got a Katana 1100 to work on and it had dead mice, chicken bones, and leaves all packed in the airbox. Smelled nice too.

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How the HELL does that kind of shit get in there!?

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How the HELL does that kind of shit get in there!?
I was wondering the same thing.

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post #12 of 48 (permalink) Old 06-13-2009, 12:38 PM Thread Starter
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another funny one was a VT1100.. Airbox full of acorns, and the bike wouldnt run because of it.
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I have found chicken bones under the hoods and in air boxes of a few cars when I was a service manager. Some other gross shit I found was a new jeep with a moldy cheeseburger under the car seat, a stack of used rubbers under the passenger seat, and a tampon tube (the thing to insert it) in the center console. People are gross.
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post #14 of 48 (permalink) Old 06-13-2009, 01:41 PM
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How the fuck??? And how in the living fuck could chicken bones possibly get in there?

Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard wrapped in tin foil.
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a new jeep with a moldy cheeseburger under the car seat, a stack of used rubbers under the passenger seat, and a tampon tube (the thing to insert it) in the center console.
Sounds like a Saturday night for Moparboyy.

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I once found a stale half eaten doughnut on top (yes, on TOP) of the rear differential of a truck.

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In motorcycle terms, that's like taking your Ducati to a dealer for service, and they hand you back a 1979 backfiring Honda 400 Hawk.. because after all, a bike is a bike.
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I once found a stale half eaten doughnut on top (yes, on TOP) of the rear differential of a truck.
damnit... thats where I put it

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Customer came in because her window wouldn't roll down all the way. Go to pull her car in and it smelled horrible. pull the skin off and found her cat she had been missing for 2 weeks.
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Sounds like a Saturday night for Moparboyy.
Ironicially, the vehicle was a Jeep Cherokee.

The next vehicle I took in after that had a loaded pistol under the pass seat.
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post #23 of 48 (permalink) Old 06-16-2009, 09:32 AM Thread Starter
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Ironicially, the vehicle was a Jeep Cherokee.

The next vehicle I took in after that had a loaded pistol under the pass seat.
This one had a loaded pistol in the compartment, but thats normal in Indiana.
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This one had a loaded pistol in the compartment, but thats normal in Indiana.
It was when I was at the Circuit City in Matteson. It was a chrome .22 and def. not legal. We made up for it by stealing the roach in the ash tray.
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I have seen carbs ruined by mouse piss. Snowmobiles are the worst. We had a cust bring in there sled and as the tech pulled it in and started to take it apart and three mice got loose and ran under all the benches and toolboxes.

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I once found a nest in the air box and mouse piss ate the carb body at the air intake.

Pretty corrosive shit.

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How hard is it to understand? Spitting sunflower seeds in front or down, where ever the air vents were located. Easy concept.
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