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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 04-23-2012, 05:06 PM Thread Starter
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So there is a kids birthday party. And one of the kids, brings his own firecracker that he made at home. He tells the 21 year old at the party to light it. It goes off and the 21 year old loses his arm.


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21 yr old shouldnt have been so fuckin stupid to light a homemade bomb - shoulda had his buddy do it! Darwinisim at its finest.

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At least he wont be making anymore bombs .

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21 yr old shouldnt have been so fuckin stupid to light a homemade bomb - shoulda had his buddy do it! Darwinisim at its finest.


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i typed thiss post with one hand!

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Thats because the other hand was busy .
Besides the point, I still thought it was relevant!

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21 yr old shouldnt have been so fuckin stupid to light a homemade bomb - shoulda had his buddy do it! Darwinisim at its finest.
The 11 y/o did get a buddy to do it. Guess some people don't get wiser with age


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