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post #1 of 18 (permalink) Old 05-14-2012, 08:15 PM Thread Starter
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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

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post #2 of 18 (permalink) Old 05-14-2012, 08:17 PM
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Sammiches are not being made. She should keep her mouth shut because women can't vote anyways.
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post #3 of 18 (permalink) Old 05-15-2012, 11:25 AM
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post #4 of 18 (permalink) Old 05-15-2012, 12:24 PM
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I don't know why but I kept looking behind me left and right while watching her.
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She needs a better bed set.

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post #9 of 18 (permalink) Old 05-16-2012, 10:57 AM
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Her good sheets are in the wash, I made her ass bleed.

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She should keep her mouth shut ...
And take away your splooge target?
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Sammiches are not being made. She should keep her mouth shut because women can't vote anyways.
Woman are allow to vote. Uneducated and unemployed (poor) people should not be allowed to vote. These people are what's bringing this great country down.
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Uneducated and unemployed (poor) people should not be allowed to vote.
Or breed. Have just one if you can't afford em. Don't expect me to pay.

You better be nice to America or we will bring democracy to your country.
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just the other day I was at a supermarket and the lady in front of me bought over $100 of food. She whipped out her Link card and after swiping, the cashier said "You have to pay $1.29". The biatch was like what? why should I pay, it's all food. So after waiting 5 minutes for the manager to sort out why she was being charged, the biatch finally paid the $1.29 with cash. People like this make me sick.
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post #14 of 18 (permalink) Old 05-16-2012, 06:11 PM Thread Starter
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Wait 'till you see someone sell their link card, then you will be mad.

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

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Or buy smokes and lotto tickets.

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post #16 of 18 (permalink) Old 05-16-2012, 06:35 PM
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Anybody got any naked pics of this chick yet? You guys are slacking.
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post #17 of 18 (permalink) Old 05-16-2012, 07:34 PM
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Wait 'till you see someone sell their link card, then you will be mad.
Or buy 20 candy bars and bags of Cheetos.
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post #18 of 18 (permalink) Old 05-16-2012, 07:54 PM
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Or buy 20 candy bars and bags of Cheetos.
Thats a well planned meal .

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