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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 09-10-2003, 10:15 AM Thread Starter
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So, I get this email... (NWS)

I'm sitting at work, minding my own business, when the joyous ding of a new email awakens me from my droopy eyed staring contest with my screen. I quickly escape whatever boring task I was doing, hoping to find out yet again that you can eliminate your debt, enlarge your penis, and get a mortgage at like 3.5%, all with one little pill! I was disappointed... all I got was an ad for some penile lengthening system. But the good news is, it came with a hilarious picture that I thought I would share with you... enjoy!

<-------- Jeff


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i use my shop vac to lengthen my wang too! works great and feels awesome!

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It's the wet/dry right??

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I thought i was the only one who did that!

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mine wouldn't fit in the hose
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Oh, well you have to get the industrial one... I thought you knew that?? Are you still trying to get it in that little Dirt Devil hand held thingy?
Come on pig!

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Mine is what they modeled the hose after.
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LOL LOL Cute pic.
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You mean your supposed to have it in SUCK mode?!?!?!?!

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hmm strange i got this guy in one of mine!

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Woah!! That's a different thing all together!!!
That's after the enlargment!!

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After all... it's COMEON PIG!! not COME ON SHEEP!!








Baaaaaa!!

<-------- Jeff


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post #13 of 13 (permalink) Old 09-12-2003, 12:54 AM
freaking newbies, man there slow, ha ha ha
 
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i'm crying that shit is hilarious.
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