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post #1 of 34 (permalink) Old 03-01-2010, 03:06 PM Thread Starter
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Wonder if he gets Sponsorship Funds and is forbidden to wear long pants? (that is a calve no?)

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It would suck if one of the companies would go out of bussiness...
hell. it would suck if the kid lost his license and had ride a bicycle to work :P

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Contingency tats... dumb way to advertise for others for free

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It would suck if one of the companies would go out of bussiness...
GReddy filed for bankruptcy.
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I think its his forearm Bug
Actually thats my Cawk! I'm way more hardcore than mopar




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It's one thing to have stupid tattoos. It's another to have poorly done stupid tattoos.

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It's one thing to have stupid tattoos. It's another to have poorly done stupid tattoos.
Hey do you know how long I had to keep it up to get all those? after 4 hours it hurts




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Hey do you know how long I had to keep it up to get all those? after 4 hours it hurts
Funny, Viagra lasts 4 hours. Trying to tell us something old man?
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post #14 of 34 (permalink) Old 03-01-2010, 03:58 PM
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Hey do you know how long I had to keep it up to get all those? after 4 hours it hurts

I thought it would hurt more because of all that Viagra you took? Priapism is pretty dangerous, you know...

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Funny, Viagra lasts 4 hours. Trying to tell us something old man?
ya but after 4 hours your supposed to see a doctor




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ya but after 4 hours your supposed to see a doctor
I <3 that commercial.

And after 4 hours, what does your doctor do? Give you a handski?
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I thought it would hurt more because of all that Viagra you took? Priapism is pretty dangerous, you know...
You have no idea




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Wow just wow

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Medical advice should be sought immediately for cases of erection beyond four hours. Generally, this is done at an emergency department. Orally administered pseudoephedrine may be effective. Otherwise, the therapy at this stage is to aspirate blood from the corpus cavernosum under local anaesthetic. If this is still insufficient, then intracavernosal injections of phenylephrine are administered. If aspiration fails and tumescence recurs, surgical shunts are next attempted. These attempt to reverse the priapic state by shunting blood from the rigid corpora cavernosa into the corpus spongiosum (which contains the glans and the urethra). Distal shunts are the first step, followed by more proximal shunts.Distal shunts involve puncturing the glans (the distal part of the penis) into one of the cavernosa, where the old, stagnant blood is held.

Sounds like you come in to the emergency room with a raging boner and they'll give you speed. If you don't leave after that, they cut ya!
Hospitals are pretty street, yo.

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raging erections, speed, and handskis I'm going to the ER sounds like to a good place to hangout.

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raging erections, speed, and handskis I'm going to the ER sounds like to a good place to hangout.
or... it's just another thread on CLSB




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... If you don't leave after that, they cut ya!
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post #23 of 34 (permalink) Old 03-01-2010, 05:09 PM
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ya but after 4 hours your supposed to see a doctor
Or pay the hooo'er to stay longer

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Isn't one of the tattoos misspelled? Shouldn't it be NAWWS?

People take these things too seriously!
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Or pay the hooo'er to stay longer
I'm not payin overtime for a job not well done




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cousin? more like boyfriend

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cousin? more like boyfriend
are you tryin to tell us something?

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corporate logo tattoos are horrible.

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corporate logo tattoos are horrible.
Your getting Lee Iacocca's head arent you?




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Your getting Lee Iacocca's head arent you?
as a back piece.. its gonna be sweet.

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