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Ever wanted to badly hurt your SO?

So this morning genius once again busted through the garage door with her truck before it was all the way open. Yes she has done that once before. You would think after doing it once you might be more aware of not doing it again. This is after she scraped the whole fucking side of the brand new truck on the whole fucking side of the brand new house a few years back. "What's that noise? Meh, I'll just keep going." Never mind almost totalling my car in the snow hitting a mailbox two years ago also. Bitches be crazy yo! After I went out there and saw that I had to find some chocolate to calm me down before I shoved a rake up her ass. Even though it is clearly our fault, is this something that can be claimed on homeowner's insurance?

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dude, if clsb has taught you anything it's that you don't physically hurt your SO. You get back at them psychologically by posting nudes. It's called stevestyle. Look into it.

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dude, if clsb has taught you anything it's that you don't physically hurt your SO. You get back at them psychologically by posting nudes. It's called stevestyle. Look into it.
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Since she cant be responsible enough to park or pull out of the garage, then make her keep her car outside in the friggin snow! The hell with chivalry in your situation, beleive me my wife has ACCIDENTLY broken enough of my shit, more than all of my other ex gfs in 25 yrs combined. Fuckin Ditzs, maybe deep down they just dont give a fuck!

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LMFAO vcook

Ken maybe you should think about removing her driving privileges seems to me she shouldn't be on the road behind the wheel of a car if shes failing to notice that she is tearing half the her own house down

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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Yes. Thought about it, threw something instead.
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Oh but I keep getting reminded that her driving record is spotless and better than mine.

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Are you sure the door didn't break and fall on the truck accidentally ?




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She didn't hurt the 993TT did she?!?!?!

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you should think about removing her driving privileges seems to me she shouldn't be on the road behind the wheel of a car if shes failing to notice that she is tearing half the her own house down





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put her on supervision. She can only back up with a rear guide
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After I went out there and saw that I had to find some chocolate to calm me down
chocolate as a comfort food?
couldn't the hostility between you and your wife be resolved by just coming out of the closet?
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I'm waiting for Joe to chime in here. I am sure he has wanted to kick my ass a few times! LOL

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my wife never does stuff like that. I do stuff like that.

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I don't feel so bad now. I ran into my garage yesterday. Lol. She needs to just blame it on her hormones.

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original question: no
WOOSAAAAA before it ever gets to that


but dont fix the damage on the car let it sit and be looked at every day, a reminder
a dual sided vinyl sticker on the back window that says something cool outside but something like watch the door drom the inside would be cool too




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how the hell does one do that... i just dont get it, and ive heard about this sort of thing before

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Are you sure the door didn't break and fall on the truck accidentally ?




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Despite being predisposed to cheating and lying by being a motorcycle dealer, I would have a hard time with that. But maybe I'll follow the same policy as posting nudes. We'll see what the repair cost is.

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She didn't hurt the 993TT did she?!?!?!
No that is on the other side. I think I'm gonna change the lock on that side though.
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chocolate as a comfort food?
couldn't the hostility between you and your wife be resolved by just coming out of the closet?
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Just do her in the ass real hard against the kitchen counter, then skeet her between the eyes, post the pics and call it even.

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I don't feel so bad now. I ran into my garage yesterday. Lol. She needs to just blame it on her hormones.
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So this morning genius once again busted through the garage door with her truck before it was all the way open. Yes she has done that once before. You would think after doing it once you might be more aware of not doing it again. This is after she scraped the whole fucking side of the brand new truck on the whole fucking side of the brand new house a few years back. "What's that noise? Meh, I'll just keep going." Never mind almost totalling my car in the snow hitting a mailbox two years ago also. Bitches be crazy yo! After I went out there and saw that I had to find some chocolate to calm me down before I shoved a rake up her ass. Even though it is clearly our fault, is this something that can be claimed on homeowner's insurance?
nope, it will have to be auto insurance

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Just do her in the ass real hard against the kitchen counter, then skeet her between the eyes, post the pics and call it even.

duh
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nope, it will have to be auto insurance
Oh of course it would with my luck. Never made a HO claim in 20 years of having a house.

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ohh and why does she have a truck? get her a small car and a new garage door with enough fortitude to resist said small car

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dude, if clsb has taught you anything it's that you don't physically hurt your SO. You get back at them psychologically by posting nudes. It's called stevestyle. Look into it.



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ohh and why does she have a truck? get her a small car and a new garage door with enough fortitude to resist said small car
I'm getting her a used Kia Rio and a new Menards shed she can park in. Or drive through, whatever.

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my X pushed over my bike when we were married. I had dreamed of taking her on a cruise in international waters. Then enjoying a romantic midnight moonlit walk on deck. And the relief off my shoulder as I walk back to the cabin ALONE! Does that count? I divorced her instead. Might of mad the wrong decision! Cruise would of been paid off by now. She isn't.

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