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Question regarding shoplifting?

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will is it rape or shoplifting?

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u shoplift a good... she would be providing a service so it would be theft of services
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u shoplift a good... she would be providing a service so it would be theft of services
But if you left a deposit, did you not, pay for said services?

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Would this make it so you couldn't get a foid card?
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my friends ex did this.. sorta..
he self served then never paid for her... in my friends car...
she hit him up for rape and kidnapping
he went to jail
he was a tool.. but ... damn.. now there is an imaginative way to.. go about things.

oh...and since he did it in his gf's car.. and the car was registered at her mothers address.. the police.. in full force showed up at her 70+ year old MD and college professor mothers house looking for him

oh.. and to top things off.. he left his errr.. dna on her seat.
gross.
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If you have sex with a prostitute against her will is it rape or shoplifting?
Did she give him a "gift" in return?
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But if you left a deposit, did you not, pay for said services?
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my friends ex did this.. sorta..
he self served then never paid for her... in my friends car...
she hit him up for rape and kidnapping
he went to jail
he was a tool.. but ... damn.. now there is an imaginative way to.. go about things.

oh...and since he did it in his gf's car.. and the car was registered at her mothers address.. the police.. in full force showed up at her 70+ year old MD and college professor mothers house looking for him

oh.. and to top things off.. he left his errr.. dna on her seat.
gross.
ouch
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There was a case where a whore had sex with 3 guys, they didnt pay she accused them of rape. The judge threw it out, changed it to theft of service.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teresa_Carr_Deni
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Would this make it so you couldn't get a foid card?

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touche



ouch
yeah... I have to go play bodyguard this weekend.
She finally dumped the POS.. (seriously.. that shit I posted about happened a few years ago.. and that's just the tip off the assholeberg)

So now he is threatening to kill her.. she kicked him out.. He has robbed her.. etc etc.. left threatening messages.. put cigarettes out on her.. etc etc etc etc (seriously.. i could keep typing for hours)...

Wife wants to go clean out the house she bought for them to live together in so she can sell it and clean start.. I need to go to make sure if he shows up it's dealt with.

So.. if you guys don't hear back from me.. it probably means the f*cker shot me.
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yeah... I have to go play bodyguard this weekend.
She finally dumped the POS.. (seriously.. that shit I posted about happened a few years ago.. and that's just the tip off the assholeberg)

So now he is threatening to kill her.. she kicked him out.. He has robbed her.. etc etc.. left threatening messages.. put cigarettes out on her.. etc etc etc etc (seriously.. i could keep typing for hours)...

Wife wants to go clean out the house she bought for them to live together in so she can sell it and clean start.. I need to go to make sure if he shows up it's dealt with.

So.. if you guys don't hear back from me.. it probably means the f*cker shot me.
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Hope you have a FOID card!
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What happened to the good people giving away the nookie for free?
I think thats only from the fall to the spring. That's when college is in session right?
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Hope you have a FOID card!
Nope.
Side note.. this is all going to be in Detroit.
I don't even think they send the police out anymore for shootings there.. You just take yourself to the hospital and mail in a police report... Unless you die.. Then I think they just send out the coroner.
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go to more of shelly's parties
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If i have mad passionate anal sex with a male prostitute against his will is it rape or shoplifting?

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