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So my homeboy from Houston calls me late last night and tells me he is getting married and aks me to be his best man. I of course say Yes.

So uhhhhh....what exactly are the duties of a best man besides trying to talk him out of getting married? :

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Give a best man's speech, plan the bachelor party, and fuck the maid of honor.
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I believe one of the requirements would involve a street known as Mannheim
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Ahhh yes. I forgot about the speech part. Donkeys and Strippers are out of the question as he doesn't want to do nothing crazy like that. Now the fucking the maid of honor on the other hand...

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I believe one of the requirements would involve a street known as Mannheim
What is this Mannheim you speak of?

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I rented that movie the other night and I thought it sucked.

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Ahhh yes. I forgot about the speech part. Donkeys and Strippers are out of the question as he doesn't want to do nothing crazy like that. Now the fucking the maid of honor on the other hand...
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I rented that movie the other night and I thought it sucked.

Cuz ur black. You don't understand white boy humor
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What is this Mannheim you speak of?
You ain't from around here are you?

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Cuz ur black. You don't understand white boy humor


That's true. I should have just rented Boyz N Tha Hood instead.

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What is this Mannheim you speak of?
If you have to ask, you can't afford it
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You ain't from around here are you?
I hitched a ride from a turnip truck and was dropped off here a couple two tree days ago. So no....not really.

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i was some guys best man that i had only met one time before at his fiance's sisters wedding.
they lived in kentucky at the time the second time i saw him was the day before the wedding.
awkward.
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i was some guys best man that i had only met one time before at his fiance's sisters wedding.
they lived in kentucky at the time the second time i saw him was the day before the wedding.
awkward.
wow that is weird. that must have been a really short speech.

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i was some guys best man that i had only met one time before at his fiance's sisters wedding.
they lived in kentucky at the time the second time i saw him was the day before the wedding.
awkward.
Reminds me of the movie 'I Love You, Man".... he must not have many guy friends.
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So uhhhhh....what exactly are the duties of a best man besides trying to talk him out of getting married? :
This, and this only, should be your main focus!

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wow that is weird. that must have been a really short speech.
that was the worst part.
His future sister in law was one of my best friends since high school... at her wedding we had a really good time (open bar.. and somewhere in there our table ended up catching on fire.. through no fault of my own.. but.. i err did get in trouble for saving it.. i put it out with my water glass just as her mother noticed our table was on fire.. so all she was was me standing up and putting out our flaming fake flowers.. good times)

in any case.. he drunkenly says "dude you're hilarious I'm getting married next year - will you be my best man?"

I say.. "Sure"
not thinking there is any way he was serious ... well.. not thinking there was much of a chance of it.. a year goes by and my phone rings..
it was him
my friend had given him my #
he asks if I am still up for what I said... I ... say "err.. ok"
the next day I am at a titty bar with this guy.. all the guys from my friends wedding, her dad and his dad.... which is strange as I have known her parents since i was.. 13? and they are kind of straightlaced and like another set of my parents..

So we drink all night and the next day I am standing there with a microphone and no prepared speech (luckily drunk again) saying "Now Chris and I have not known each other for a long time.... but I feel that after last night we know each other a lot better...."

everyone at the wedding knew I had met him twice and the second time was at the strip club.
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Give a best man's speech, plan the bachelor party, and fuck the anyone except the bride.
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