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post #1 of 83 (permalink) Old 03-06-2010, 10:46 AM Thread Starter
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Zero Gravity= Douchebag heaven

I can't friggin' believe how funny/bizarre some of these pictures are, nothing but underage whores, freaks and douchebags:
















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post #2 of 83 (permalink) Old 03-06-2010, 10:47 AM
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You can thank that stupid Jersey Shore show for those looks. ugh.

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Take it to the STREETS!
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they were like that prior to that show... Unfort the show just told the idiots that it's somehow OK to act/be like that.

Everyone Exaggerates

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post #7 of 83 (permalink) Old 03-06-2010, 10:58 AM Thread Starter
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You can thank stupid Italians for those looks. ugh.
Ficksed.

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post #8 of 83 (permalink) Old 03-06-2010, 10:59 AM
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post #9 of 83 (permalink) Old 03-06-2010, 11:00 AM
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Ficksed.
That's racist

Take it to the STREETS!
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post #10 of 83 (permalink) Old 03-06-2010, 11:11 AM
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they were like that prior to that show... Unfort the show just told the idiots that it's somehow OK to act/be like that.
exactly I should have worded that better. The show just seems to keep that look around.

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Ficksed.

Funny thing is they aren't even all Italian. A few cast members are only part Italian, and some aren't at all. The girls were in a people magazine saying that it's a lifestyle not an ethnic thing. But they sure pissed off the huge group of famous Italians.


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post #11 of 83 (permalink) Old 03-06-2010, 11:14 AM Thread Starter
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That's true
Ficksed.

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pic#2 does marcus have a little brother?

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You can thank that stupid Jersey Shore show for those looks. ugh.
I was going there 10 years ago, and people dressed like that back then.

Not me of course though, but I definitely had friends that dressed like that.

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I live a minute away from this place. Its where all the retarded high school kids go to party. My buddy use to be a bouncer at this place back in 97 when they first opened and use to pull mad wool just from working there.

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That you know of...

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Never been there and glad I don't have any kids. WHEW!!
You sure that you don't have a 2nd Crazy Combo a few months away?

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Ficksed.
Italian's, Greek's, Armenians. Douchebags come in all shapes, sizes and ethnicities.

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Id use to pull mad wool just from working there.
Was it legal wool?
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do these kids know how retarded they look??

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Ficksed.
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Was it legal wool?
I would say negative ghostrider on that one.

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The Shell station across the street from Zero Gravity has free air. And oddly enough, down the from ZG is an abortion clinic, that is in the same strip mall as a Lovers Lane.
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I got grey rep for this thread from Ducmotti. What is grey rep anyway?

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I would say negative ghostrider on that one.
Does it matter?

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I got grey rep for this thread from Ducmotti. What is grey rep anyway?
They don't have enough rep to do anything.

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