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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-10-2010, 03:52 PM Thread Starter
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HBD Chuck Norris

Holy Shit, he's SEVENTY!!
And can probably still kick all of yer asses!


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post #2 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-10-2010, 03:53 PM
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for his birtday chuck norris ate his entire birthday cake. he did not realize that there was a girl inside.

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chuck norris does not get older...the world gets younger running in fear of getting close to him in age.

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Odysseys MYTHS

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am I the only person who hates chuck norris?
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post #7 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-10-2010, 07:50 PM
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am I the only person who hates chuck norris?
YES!

holy chit, he's 70?!?

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Oh he can drive. He can drive beyond the limits of the tires, the engine, the car or anything else.
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post #8 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-10-2010, 08:29 PM
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On this day, chuck norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Bruce Lee kicked Chuck Norris's ass!
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YES!

holy chit, he's 70?!?
This is one of the many reasons I loathe the man.
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSN2129580420071222
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post #11 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-10-2010, 11:39 PM
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Bruce Lee kicked Chuck Norris's ass!

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why did chuck norris cross the road?
because nothing would ever cross chuck norris.

hbd chuck

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chuck norris has counted to infinity................twice.

rock out wit the cock out chuck!!!! hbd

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