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post #1 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-11-2010, 06:58 PM Thread Starter
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Great Quote - One would think that the Secret Service was smart enough to get serviced secretly.

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post #2 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-11-2010, 07:03 PM
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Looks fake. Fun read though

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We found a sex book from the 1940s in my grandma's house after she died. It was awesome. I wish I had it here to scan some pages but my mom kept it. It mentioned teh buttsecks and everything.
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Face down, ass up.

Class adjourned.
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post #6 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-11-2010, 08:25 PM
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Face down, ass up.

Class adjourned.
Proven technique.True story.

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Thank goodness we've made MAJOR progress!!!!
Esp. the part about obeying.


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post #8 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-11-2010, 10:35 PM
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Thank goodness we've made MAJOR progress!!!!
Esp. the part about obeying.
you'd rather dominate?

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post #11 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-11-2010, 11:06 PM
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I might send this to my wife.


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post #12 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-11-2010, 11:45 PM
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I might send this to my wife.

And then the fight started.................

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post #13 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-12-2010, 12:44 AM
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post #14 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-12-2010, 01:35 PM
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those days are long gone even though though I heard of something similar
in the Bible, tHAT THE MAN IS EVERYTHING and for the women to leave her family behind and focus on her new husband, that would have been great to no more in laws , I'd still except my father-in-law
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post #15 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-12-2010, 01:39 PM
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haha, that's great stuff right there.

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post #16 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-12-2010, 02:49 PM
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And then the fight started.................
I'll let you know in a little bit. I just sent it to her at work.

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Pimps up, Hoes down!!!

People take these things too seriously!
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