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post #1 of 39 (permalink) Old 03-11-2010, 10:40 PM Thread Starter
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If only all septuagenarians looked like this

75 years old. Wow.




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post #2 of 39 (permalink) Old 03-11-2010, 10:49 PM
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i'd pee in her butt?








really i dunno thats a tough call.. maybe if i was drunk and she paid me.

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post #3 of 39 (permalink) Old 03-11-2010, 10:59 PM
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imagine those hands grasping your face, your plowin her, she queefs, and a dust cloud comes out.

Then she looks over at you and asks if you know if your grandma will be making it to bingo on sunday.
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post #5 of 39 (permalink) Old 03-11-2010, 11:39 PM
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If the dress came off you'd see that her nipples are on her shoulders and her navel is hidden by her surgically enhanced breasts being squeezed together so tight! She has a great frame and the young Sophia was a fantastic starting point, but the cosmetic surgery that "lifted" (stretched) the skin is what makes the illusion!
But that doesn't mean that the work of art ain't easy on the eyes!

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post #6 of 39 (permalink) Old 03-11-2010, 11:43 PM
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Stop complaining , you guys would ride her like Seabiscuit.

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post #7 of 39 (permalink) Old 03-11-2010, 11:47 PM
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u old guys gross me out.


something to heal the others after seeing this thread.


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post #8 of 39 (permalink) Old 03-11-2010, 11:50 PM
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u old guys gross me out.


something to heal the others after seeing this thread.


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Reminds me of my neice.
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Reminds me of my neice.
She on facebook?
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post #10 of 39 (permalink) Old 03-12-2010, 12:06 AM
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i'd pee in her butt?






Alex, you'd nail a 500lb fat woman if given the opportunity.

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Nick, you'd nail a 500lb fat woman if given the opportunity.
ummm.. alex?
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im grossed out. the cleavage looks like those fake cleavage inserts for halloween.
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post #14 of 39 (permalink) Old 03-12-2010, 01:33 AM
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She's probably hotter than Palin when push comes to shove...

...and I doubt she would act like a prude too.

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post #15 of 39 (permalink) Old 03-12-2010, 01:45 AM
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She's probably hotter than Palin when push comes to shove...

...and I doubt she would act like a prude too.
lets be real here.
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post #16 of 39 (permalink) Old 03-12-2010, 07:14 AM
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She's probably hotter than Palin when push comes to shove...

...and I doubt she would act like a prude too.
Well the younger Palin clearly isn't a prude....

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im grossed out. the cleavage looks like those fake cleavage inserts for halloween.
dude, that's Raquel Welch

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u old guys gross me out.


something to heal the others after seeing this thread.


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Now that is the very definition of hot!!




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She may look good at 75, but I still wouldn't hit that shit.

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post #21 of 39 (permalink) Old 03-12-2010, 09:07 AM
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really i dunno thats a tough call.. maybe if i was drunk and she paid me.
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She may look good at 75, but I still wouldn't hit that shit.
Bullshit! You'd both be all over her like white on rice.

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post #22 of 39 (permalink) Old 03-12-2010, 09:12 AM
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She's aged well.

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ummm.. alex?

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Wait, maybe that was too casual of a response. How about this.



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With as much surgery as she's had, you could look like that at 75, too! :

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dude, that's Raquel Welch
Its Sophia Loren.

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Raquel Welch , she is 69 .
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dude, that's Raquel Welch
Sophia Loren Bro

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I am in heat towards the new Yahoo Sports Girl - Angela Sun - I must meet her

No links, no pics - Do the work ya lazy skags

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