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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-18-2010, 12:42 PM Thread Starter
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Hey Chubby - Pass the ketchup!


Read this through - theres some great one lines quotes in here!


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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-18-2010, 12:44 PM
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Donna, then 37 stone, came across a website which celebrated obese women.

When she admitted her real size, Donna was flooded with emails from men.

'They sent me gifts through the post, like protein shakes to help me put on weight faster,' she said.
And she unrepentant of her weight-gain goal, despite risking her own life in the process.
'I love eating and people love watching me eat,' she said.

You might expect her long-term partner Philippe, 49, to advise her to slim down, but instead he encourages her to eat more.

He met Donna on a dating site for plus-size people and is a self-confessed fat admirer, although he himself only weighs 150lbs.

She needed a team of 30 medics to deliver her daughter Jacqueline during a high-risk Caesarean birth.

oh now COME ON. REALLY???? she kind of has a pretty face though...
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-18-2010, 01:30 PM
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Wow, even AC/DC's "Whole Lotta Rosie" only weighed in at 19 stone. And wasn't The Fridge like 22 stone?

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My ex-stepdad had this brother who was maybe.. 130lbs.. his wife was probably pushing 400 or so...

In any case my step dad was not the most politically correct guy and he put up an old black and white comic in the garage.. and I can't find it (kind of afraid to really search at work for it.. don't want someone coming up and seeing that search)

in any case the comic had a little skinny guy laying on the floor naked wearing a scuba mask and a snorkel.. and above him about 8' up was this ginormous woman on a high dive saying "are you sure you want me to do this honey"

it's really funnier with the comic.. but chances are it was out of an early 80's porno mag and will be pretty hard to find

what's with tiny dudes who are into the H-U-G-E girls anyway?
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