Mr. VeS206 dude would you mind completing a full net worth statement so that we can determine your worthiness of becoming Shelly's newest stalker?
Baby girl, u know how much money I got? Oprah does my laundry. Michael Jordan cuts my grass...
You know how frivolous I am? I drive a Hummer to the end of my driveway just to get the mail, and thats ALL I use it for! I got 6 stock brokers, 14 doctors, 2 lawyers, 17 accountants and 8 other lawyers to watch the first 2 lawyers, so...And SHIT, when I'm too tired to get my socks blown, I hire someone else to fuck for me.
You know how rich I am? You know how much credit I got? I threw away all my platinum cards, and I got a Uranium card!
Bitch. I drive a Rolls Royce pickup truck
I got a penthouse with a helicopter pad on the roof, and snipers in the other building to make sure no one steals my helicopter.
Donald Trump delivers my newspapers in the morning and I donít even tip him.