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Guys with wifes not on the forums.

Take some tips from this guys idiocy.

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Wife Hacks Husband's Car Forum Account, Divorces Him With It

Wife Hacks Husband's Car Forum Account, Divorces Him With ItAn Acura forum member posted an idiotic screed about his wife's jealousy of his car, an Acura TL. His wife found it, hacked his account and used it to divorce him.

Men complaining about their wives on car forums is about as common as old men complaining about kids trampling their yards. That's why this particular example, an Acura TL owner on the car forum Acurazine, is particularly egregious and stupid. In fact, it was so bad, other car-loving members of the forum were forced to remind their brother-in-automotive-arms that his beloved car is just a car, and that his family is more important. Here's the ridiculousness:

My wife and my side chick aka my tl

I Love my GIRL and i take care of all of my responsibilities but everytime i save the money to buy something for the car is a problem. Even when i ask her and tell her what i am going to do in advance and at first she is ok with it then out of no where!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY YOU GOT THAT SHIT IT DOESNT LOOK GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHY DOES THE CAR GET ALL THAT ATTENTION AND I DONT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BITCH COUSE ALL THAT CARS DOES IS GIVE ME PLEASURE AND ALL YOU DO IS FUCKING COMPLAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

I SWEAR SOMETIMES I WISH I WAS SINGLE BUT IT IS NOT ALWAYS BAD AT TIMES SHE CAN BE THE RIDE OR DIE CHICK THAT I NEED AN SHE GAVE ME MY GREATEST LOVE IN LIFE WHICH IS MY BABY GIRL "Elena"

Do any of you guys have this same problem or is it just me being too into my car?


Wife Hacks Husband's Car Forum Account, Divorces Him With ItThe not-so-happy couple

Ignoring the verbiage for a moment, the use of ALL CAPS alone would be justification in our minds for a backlash from our significant other. But it's his "Am I right, fellas?" attitude that makes his wife's complete smackdown, using his own account, so epic. He really had it coming:

Dear Billy,

This is your "wife" writing. Please note I am using this term loosely, because at the end of this letter, this will no longer be the case.

First of all, why are you putting our business on the internet? I have asked you and told you repeatedly that what happens to us is BETWEEN us. Clearly, your little plan to gain support backfired. Most of the people who commented on this thread AGREED WITH ME. The funny thing, is that they haven't even heard my side of the story.

So, since you insist on insulting me, I must insist on defending myself. Let's get a few things clear. When you are good, you are the greatest man I know. But ever since our child has been born, you have been nothing but a selfish idiot.

You are not the father of the year, so stop giving people the impression that you take care of her because I do all the work. She is 8 months old and I have been taking care of her ever since she was born. True, there was a month that you helped out because I called you a deadbeat dad, and you did take care of her after she was born because I had a C Section, but beyond that, the only time you take care of her is when you absolutely have to. Otherwise, you would rather pay for a sitter to do the job so you can spend your day online or working on your stupid car.

Which, incidentally, is under my name. Don't forget that.

Furthermore, the problem we have is not about the car. It is about your order of importance. Every time you have to take the car in for maintenance, I don't object. When you need to buy things that the car NEEDS, I don't object. But when you want to waste your money on frivolous items when you know we need to spend money on other things, LIKE YOUR CITIZENSHIP SO YOU CAN GET A DAMN JOB! then I have a problem. I think your peers would agree with me.

I love you more than any person I have ever loved in my life, but you are impossible to live with. I am working over 50 hours a week, I am taking 18 credits in school, and I am raising our daughter when I am not doing one or the other. All you do is work as a bouncer 3 nights a week. Dude, get real.

Why is it wrong that I want you to spend time with me, with us? When did I become a bitch because I want you in our life? Being in a relationship means sacrifice. Contrary to what you wrote, the "$13K worth of sh*t" that is in my closet was acquired BEFORE YOU CAME INTO THE PICTURE. I got that on my own. There is a reason why I don't have any new designer handbags, I have something much more valuable to me: MY DAUGHTER!!!

And, FYI, you are obligated to tell me what you are doing with your time and your money. I have a right to know where you are in case of emergency. Your "movements" as you call them are not what matters. What matters is that I know that you are safe and plan on coming home, because believe it or not I care about what happens to you. At least, I did.

In the end, I am sorry it came to this. I am sorry you felt that you had to talk to complete strangers about our problems instead of me. I am also sorry that this isn't going to work anymore, because I really do love you.

Perhaps next time you shouldn't leave your AcuraZine account logged on for me to view it. I have already opened up my own AcuraZine account, so if you delete this post, I will simply repost it under my own.

Hopefully with the next girl, you will have learned your lesson because I am tired of trying to raising you into being a man.

"And I'm on to the next one...."

Good Luck,
Rachel

P.S. Thank you to all that offered support. These last few months have been very challenging to me and it very endearing to see that I have the support of strangers. For those of you that have met us, I apologize that you had to see this. This kind of behavior is not appropriate. We are not legally married, and he has been given the option many times to leave if he is so unhappy.

I look forward to seeing the replys on this!!! FYI, if you do catch me on AcuraZine in the future (as I prefer to spend my free time with my daughter and not the internet), you will find me under MDX. Have to upgrade to a bigger car for the baby and dogs!

And don't worry about me. I will be fine. It isn't the first time the man I relied on showed me that he was unreliable.

If this were a movie someone would yell "You go girl!" right here.

Apparently this isn't the first time the guy's said stupid things on the internet about his family. Witness exhibit B here taken from his Facebook account.
Wife Hacks Husband's Car Forum Account, Divorces Him With It

Billy, the moronic poster in question, took the time to respond to the original post and had the sense to at least partially admit to being massacred.

first of all the only reason the car is on her name couse she total my 06 maxima and i couldn't get another loan at the time to buy another car......next she can tell you this sob story about how i am a dead beat but the real story is that my doughter loves me and i care for her and love her every second of the day..............she is talking out of her ass couse the bottom line is she hates that she can control me but it ok she won the fight of words and that is what females do best...............

i do love my my girl with all my heart

and i am sorry that i put this post out there like i did so i am sorry babes.....

you really KO ME ON THIS ONE .................................................. .........

-Myles-
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how can someone love a TL that much?
I know. I have a TL and I like it and all, but still....

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how can someone love a TL that much?
Look at this grammar, he is obviously not from the good ol USA.
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I know. I have a TL and I like it and all, but still....
I have a TL too, fucking weird to like it that much. I am a member of that forum and the guys don't really do a whole lot other than bitch and rice out their cars. A few of the guys are useful but everything's extremely disorganized.

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I am willing to call Urban Legend on this one without even checking it.

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I am willing to call Urban Legend on this one without even checking it.
Its hard to tell because acurazine has been down since this started going around.
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SHe sounds like a insecure control freak, shes called him a deadbeat dad and other BS. Well shes not too smart as hes a bouncer probably working for cash while she works 50 hrs a week, guess whos going to be receiveing alimony or releif the dude is! Dude does sound like an idiot but those controlling chicks can be ruthless!

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how can someone love a TL that much?
Must have been a Type S

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I was recently informed I loved my garage door too much.
is that why she keeps trying to take pieces out of it.
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This just sums it up, man hater type of chick! Blames all of her shit on the man! No reason or accuntability!



Hopefully with the next girl, you will have learned your lesson because I am tired of trying to raising you into being a man.

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SHe sounds like a insecure control freak, shes called him a deadbeat dad and other BS. Well shes not too smart as hes a bouncer probably working for cash while she works 50 hrs a week, guess whos going to be receiveing alimony or releif the dude is! Dude does sound like an idiot but those controlling chicks can be ruthless!


Pretty damn close if you ask me.
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Should we cross post this to the illegal alien thread? The reason he's not working full time is that he's not a legal resident

She may not be the control freak you guys think.

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She needs to grow some thicker skin, if that's all it takes to make her flip out. Shit me and Dave are meaner than that to each others faces.

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And the wars we have on clsb are ruthless. The funny thing is, we are usually sitting in the same room when they go on.
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You know how I know you're ghey?
cuz he puts up with a crazy wife?

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And the wars we have on clsb are ruthless. The funny thing is, we are usually sitting in the same room when they go on.
remind me to introduce you to each other when we go out again. you're both really nice people - you should really meet each other sometime
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Pretty damn close if you ask me.
damn that fat dude grows a beard almost as good as me.

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