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post #1 of 87 (permalink) Old 04-26-2010, 07:16 PM Thread Starter
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To the Bitch who try to run me off the rode / And the Gold Wing who helped. .

I was driving home (down pfingsten towards lake cook) and a volvo was tail gating me. At the stop light (right by UL) I waved for her to stay back and screamed "I am on a motorcycle get off my ass". I couldnt hear here but she kept showing four fingers. Whatever, I turn around, and a few moments later the light turns green. She guns around me and cuts me off (this was 2 lane road - one in each direction). I am furious I follow her to the next light and start yelling, "what is wrong with you! I am on a bike". She starts screaming that the speed limit was 40 and I wasnt going fast enough - thats right she cut me off because I was going too slow on a motorcycle.

As I am explaning to her how stupid she is and a nice guy on a Yellow Goldwing pulled up next to me and ask me if everything was ok. As I was explaining to him what happened, she starts inching towards me with her car and almost hits me at about 5 miles/hour - I had to back up so she wouldnt, the gold wing pulls in front of her and she does the same thing. He screams at her and she takes off.

I begin to head home and she is going the same way, and is gunning it (i think she though I was following her) anyways she lives about 1 block from me. I have her license plate and home address. What do I do? Write her a letter, file a police complaint, go to her house and talk to her?

What would you do.

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I'd make a thread about it
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Well, I would pay her a visit, that results in her volvo not having any wheels ... and perhaps not any glass.
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Re: To the Bitch who try to run me off the rode / And the Gold Wing who helped. .

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Or this: http://www.break.com/index/co-worker-car-prank.html
The guy's co-workers put his car on cinderblocks enough so that it isn't able to drive anywhere lolz!
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Nasty. And I know about the thread, I did that already.
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Or this: http://www.break.com/index/co-worker-car-prank.html
The guy's co-workers put his car on cinderblocks enough so that it isn't able to drive anywhere lolz!
awesome how he just gets out of the car with the wheels still spinning. because that could never cause any issue, right?

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You were doing less then 40 on a sportbike ... JK battling cars sucks

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I once hocked a loogie and spit it right in a guys mouth (from like 3' away - don't go there) while he was screaming at me.. then when he tried to hit me I just lane split ahead.. He was pissed.. I think having his wife in the car made it that much worse...

and this is why you don't pull up behind a bike and just hold your horn down - you never know how good that guys aim or luck might be
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I once hocked a loogie and spit it right in a guys mouth (from like 3' away - don't go there) while he was screaming at me.. then when he tried to hit me I just lane split ahead.. He was pissed.. I think having his wife in the car made it that much worse...

and this is why you don't pull up behind a bike and just hold your horn down - you never know how good that guys aim or luck might be

That's not a good idea in a full face helmet. Trust me.
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That's not a good idea in a full face helmet. Trust me.
we had this discussion on here before - this was in the old days -- just wearing a pair of oakleys and running across the loop for lunch.

I know it makes me a dick.. but spitting in that assholes face as he was screaming and threatening me and tried/threatened to drive his big piece of shit car into me.. well that still puts a huge smile on my face.

hard to act like a hard ass when the guy backs up and spits right in your face right in front of your woman.. hahahaha
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loki, good way to get yourself killed by not paying attention to everything else around you because of 1 idiot

greg did you get a lot of practice "spitting" into other guys mouths back in the day?

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I was driving home (down pfingsten towards lake cook) and a volvo was tail gating me. At the stop light (right by UL) I waved for her to stay back and screamed "I am on a motorcycle get off my ass". I couldnt hear here but she kept showing four fingers. Whatever, I turn around, and a few moments later the light turns green. She guns around me and cuts me off (this was 2 lane road - one in each direction). I am furious I follow her to the next light and start yelling, "what is wrong with you! I am on a bike". She starts screaming that the speed limit was 40 and I wasnt going fast enough - thats right she cut me off because I was going too slow on a motorcycle.

As I am explaning to her how stupid she is and a nice guy on a Yellow Goldwing pulled up next to me and ask me if everything was ok. As I was explaining to him what happened, she starts inching towards me with her car and almost hits me at about 5 miles/hour - I had to back up so she wouldnt, the gold wing pulls in front of her and she does the same thing. He screams at her and she takes off.

I begin to head home and she is going the same way, and is gunning it (i think she though I was following her) anyways she lives about 1 block from me. I have her license plate and home address. What do I do? Write her a letter, file a police complaint, go to her house and talk to her?

What would you do.
Go fuck your girl friend and forget it filing a report wont do any good, writing a letter can open all kinds of doors and false claims and going to her house is grounds for worse.

these are just the obstacles we face daily

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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Go fuck your girl friend and forget it filing a report wont do any good, writing a letter can open all kinds of doors and false claims and going to her house is grounds for worse.

these are just the obstacles we face daily
I like this idea.
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recruit a bunch of meatheads and tip her car over.
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loki, good way to get yourself killed by not paying attention to everything else around you because of 1 idiot
If i gave you the impression I didnt see her coming or cutting me off that isn't the case. i saw her the entire time.

Yeah went out to dinner with some friends, much better mood.
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its not her thats gonna kill you at that point, you got tunnel vision on her and her only, leaving you open to getting killed from elsewhere

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rip the fawking wiper blades of her car, i'm sure she will notice when it starts to rain.

if you committ such thing, delete thread first
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Flaming bags of shit on her front porch, bullet holes in her sadan, or maybe some good old fashioned harassment. Fuck with her to the point where she wants to move. Make it a daily ritual to let the air out of her tires, see how fast she gets going then. Cars that fuck with bikes=not cool! Don't be a pussy and "let it go", have some fun with it!

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Nitromethane in the gas tank. One gallon should do.


Also another thing you could do is put a full page ad in the local paper thanking her for attempting to kill a motorcyclist. Make sure to put her plate number in the ad along with a full description of her car.

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Do nothing. The shitty things she's done in her life must have started coming back to her - that's why she's a miserable bitch.

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Suck it up you fucking pansy! Big deal some bitch was tailgating you, let it go.

I would like to preface this post with I've been drinking all nite. Ok postface this post. You're still a fucking pansy for posting this.
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