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who's the assbag...

Who's the assbag on the yellow whatever with the helmet n tshirt who can split traffic up and down lagrange road, but when it comes time for the twisties my grandma could out ride u?.........stop giving us a bad name. and bring some skillz son!

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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 04-30-2010, 04:26 PM
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But your grandma can't lane split like me son! I bring it hard to the street homie.

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who gives a flying fuck. ride or die bitch.
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Hahahaha - That was a Mopar saying for about a day - He was drunk one night and wanted to see his name as "last reply" on every thead listed on the home page - Fuck-o typed "ranch" in every open thread

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was me. let's have a headbutt contest to see who is more awesome.
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Who's the assbag on the yellow whatever with the helmet n tshirt who can split traffic up and down lagrange road, but when it comes time for the twisties my grandma could out ride u?.........stop giving us a bad name. and bring some skillz son!


what twisties on lagrange rd? By the palos area to orland park?



I had some chick wave her hands at me, when she cut in front of me while there was a red light. I gave it the old "i hope i can stop my vehicle in time since you just took up my braking distance"

gotta setup a airhorn with tire sqeeching sound.
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Who's the assbag on the yellow whatever with the helmet n tshirt who can split traffic up and down lagrange road, but when it comes time for the twisties my grandma could out ride u?.........stop giving us a bad name. and bring some skillz son!
So if he was splitting lanes how were you able to keep up and see that he sucked in the turns? Unless you were the follower

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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