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Neighbor Is Back At It

So, for those who have been around a while, you may remember my thread a few years back about my crazy loud ass neighbors? - Well, that couple got thrown out of the Bldg - NOW, the cat who owns the pad next to me rents it to a tiny but smokin hot chick - NO, I have not hit it - She lives .9 seconds away from me - Not a smart thing to do - Kids, pay attention and learn form Uncle Bug's mistakes

I think she is a Dancer at one of the Clubs as I see here leaving on Fri and Sat nights in this wee lil outfit and hear her loud ass coming home at 5 am - If not a Dancer than she is a Bartender or waitress

Now, I can hear her yelling at some dude on the phone about: "I know we were not exclusive but she works with us, I cannot believe you fucked her the next night after you fucked me" - Hand to God, those were her exact words - I have heard them go at it before and she is a screamer - Sometimes I get out the towel and match them stroke for stroke - WTF, I'm already awake

I want to meet this dude cuz this chick is about 5'2, 100 lbs and the sweetest ass you have ever seen - I call her (to her face of course) "Hot Neighbor Chick" and she calls me "Old Playa Neighbor" when we see each other in the hallways

This dude must be a stud if he is blowing that hot ass off - I like him already

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sometimes i get out the towel and match them stroke for stroke - wtf, i'm already awake
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You want pics of the wall I am listening thru or should I just go knock on her door and snap a pic of her yelling on her phone?

It is now at: "I understand we are not exclusive and not even telling anyone but fuckin aye we work with that bitch - She is a skank and fucked half the staff - Tell me you wore a rubber - PLEASE - Thank god we have not fucked after that - I am burning my sheets - She is nasty"

My guess is the other bitch is hot too - I gotta find out what Club she works at

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I remember that thread from way back. That was fucking EPIC!

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Fuck, she went in the other room - Can't hear shit now - Maybe I should get back to work......

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Facebook her and post the pics. We don't have all day here...

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Facebook her and post the pics. We don't have all day here...
Not on Face book and all I know is her name is Kristie which at the age of 22, could be spelled 147 diff ways

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this is entertaining.
keep it up, my neighbors are boring and/or have kids.

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ignore your morals, hit it and quit it
Morals and planning are 2 different subjects. Bug is wise on this one.
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ignore your morals, hit it and quit it
Not a question of Morals - More of location - Just imagine a pissed of girl (they all get pissed off) that lives so close to you that by the time she hangs up and you are still clearing the screen on your cell, she is banging on your front door

"In order to be 10 steps ahead, one must think 20 steps ahead" - Uncle Bug '10

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my last disturbing neighbors I had I called the police. I truly believed he was going to kill his GF the fight got so bad...

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

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my last disturbing neighbors I had I called the police. I truly believed he was going to kill his GF the fight got so bad...
That was like my last neighbor post - Dude had her by the throat and I could hear her trying to breath - They were ALWAYS so god damn loud

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Not a question of Morals - More of location - Just imagine a pissed of girl (they all get pissed off) that lives so close to you that by the time she hangs up and you are still clearing the screen on your cell, she is banging on your front door

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I just heard her front door slam and the elevator "ding" - She is on the move - Poor guy - OR, make up angry sex - Get it Bro

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