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Miss Delaware



Followed by

the playful looking

Miss Ohio


go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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wait, so they're supposed to look like aliens? Texas and Arkansas are most passable for human

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Miss America is not the same as Miss USA.
But Arizona, Idaho, North Carolina, and Oregon are cute. I think Oregon is the prettiest.

Miss Illinois looks super pissed off.
Miss Louisiana looks a lot like Marie Osmond.
Miss Maine has facial hair.
Miss New Hampshire is just scary looking. She looks like she got hit in the head with Atlantic City.
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wait, so they're supposed to look like aliens? Texas and Arkansas are most passable for human
add minnesota to the alien/lizard list.

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Miss America is not the same as Miss USA.
The miss usa girls did some nice lingerie shots for this years pageant. well done ladies

http://www.nbc.com/pageant-life/photos/

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In order..... (by the 2nd wank, I forgot which states they were from)
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The miss usa girls did some nice lingerie shots for this years pageant. well done ladies

http://www.nbc.com/pageant-life/photos/
Yeah the Miss USA pageant is more slutty than Miss America. But only by a slim margin
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Oklahoma, Michigan, Colorado and the Amazon Maine. Giggity.

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Yeah, in love with Miss Oklahoma. Hot and had a ballsy, Non-PC, non squirmy wannabe politician answer to a loaded question.
Colorado is kinda dumb. The other ones weren't much better with their non-answers either.

Yeah, I'm watching it. Don't judge me.

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In order..... (by the 2nd wank, I forgot which states they were from)
So your college sweetheart was a brunette eh?

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I will vote for all of them...fuggit.
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Arab-American from Michigan crowned 2010 Miss USA

A 24-year-old Arab American from Michigan beat out 50 other women to take the 2010 Miss USA title Sunday night, despite nearly stumbling in her evening gown.

Rima Fakih of Dearborn, Mich., won the pageant at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino on the Las Vegas Strip after strutting confidently in an orange and gold bikini, wearing a strapless white gown that resembled a wedding dress and saying health insurance should cover birth control pills.

When asked how she felt about winning the crown, she said, "Ask me after I've had a pizza."

Fakih, a Lebanese immigrant, told pageant organizers her family celebrates both Muslim and Christian faiths. She moved to the United States as a baby and was raised in New York, where she attended a Catholic school. Her family moved to Michigan in 2003.

Nice!

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add minnesota to the alien/lizard list.
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I'm glad I'm not the only one that saw aliens among them:


she looks like Taylor Swift.



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I stand by my original statement.

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arab american
muslim catholic
she doesnt know which end is up

I struggle with this whole thing

I cant find a pic of her in her bikini-would muslim allow her to parade around like that instead of being all covered up?

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damn
I thought they were bigger

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