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post #1 of 15 (permalink) Old 05-24-2010, 12:12 PM Thread Starter
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New use for Duct Tape

Hopefully not a repost but funny anyways, OTB sent this to me.

http://glossynews.com/society/201001...orcycle-rally/
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post #2 of 15 (permalink) Old 05-24-2010, 12:24 PM
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post #3 of 15 (permalink) Old 05-24-2010, 12:29 PM
 
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what did they expect would happen?
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Sweet. Probably not true, but funny as hell nonetheless.

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post #6 of 15 (permalink) Old 05-24-2010, 12:52 PM
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Brilliant. Simply brilliant.

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“I…I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket, and he…he didn’t even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, ‘You can’t prove that.’ Next thing I know he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman.”
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post #7 of 15 (permalink) Old 05-24-2010, 12:55 PM
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LOL owned.
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When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined to comment in detail. “That’s just our secret handshake,” assured the organizer.

ROFL
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post #9 of 15 (permalink) Old 05-24-2010, 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by beac83 View Post
Sweet. Probably not true, but funny as hell nonetheless.
This does seem Onion-worthy, doesn't it?!

My favorite passage:

"I ... I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket, and he…he didn’t even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, ‘You can’t prove that.’ Next thing I know he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman."

LOL!

Dante: [to Randal] You never go ass-to-mouth!
Randal: [to Dante] Would you grow up!
Becky: [to Dante] OK, I'm only telling you this because we're friends, but sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass-to-mouth.
Randal: [chuckling] Ha! I knew it.
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post #10 of 15 (permalink) Old 05-24-2010, 01:36 PM Thread Starter
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I just keep reading it and laughing my ass off.
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post #11 of 15 (permalink) Old 05-24-2010, 02:06 PM
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post #12 of 15 (permalink) Old 05-24-2010, 02:12 PM
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Sportbike: Triumph Bonneville...the original sportbike!
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Pat... I send to you and you get the rep!...That's cool!
BTW...It is not true as I understand it...it's satire...but it IS funny as hell!

"Dirt is for racing on...Asphalt is for getting there" OR "Flat trackers go in deeper and come out harder... OR (With apologies to General MaCarthur) "Old motorcycle racers never die, they just slip off the groove and fade into the dust!

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post #13 of 15 (permalink) Old 05-24-2010, 02:17 PM
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post #14 of 15 (permalink) Old 05-24-2010, 02:17 PM
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I didn't really expect it to be true, but whoever compossed it did a great job.
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post #15 of 15 (permalink) Old 05-24-2010, 03:03 PM
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“They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’, and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”

Funny nonetheless.

What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?
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