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You Killed My Counter-Strike Character, Prepare To Die




After his Counter-Strike character died in a knife fight, 20-year-old Julien Barreaux spent six months tracking down the virtual killer. Then he grabbed a real kitchen knife and paid the man a visit.

Thankfully the Frenchman's knife skills are almost as bad in real life as they are in Counter-Strike and he missed his victim's heart by an inch. He was arrested "within the hour and told [police that] he had wanted to see his rival wiped out for killing off his character."

Judge Alexiane Potel best summed up the entire situation with these words to Barreaux at the trial that followed:

You are a menace to society. I am frankly terrified of the disproportionate reaction you could have if someone looked at you the wrong way in the street.

Barreaux was sentenced to two years in jail and anger management therapy.

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Better thread title, "Don't let nerds out of the house"

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wtf is counter-strike?
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video games are to blame for this

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wtf is counter-strike?
Really? I thought every half nerdy person played this in college.

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Really? I thought every half nerdy person played this in college.
I'm old
command and conquer was popular my freshman year in the dorms.
I was more interested in getting drunk and fucking bitches
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If would have been a more aggonizing death for the victim, had the nerd hacked into TransUnion and destroyed his FICO score instead.

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Yeah, a real nerd wouldn't have done anything once he tracked the guy down. Maybe signed him up for some male enhancement E-mail groups or something.

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wtf is counter-strike?
That's when you are at McDonalds, and you slam your hand down on the counter, and yell "I wanted a McDouble, not a McChicken, Motha fu$%a"
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That's when you are at McDonalds, and you slam your hand down on the counter, and yell "I wanted a McDouble, not a McChicken, Motha fu$%a"
That was terrible.

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That's when you are at McDonalds, and you slam your hand down on the counter, and yell "I wanted a McDouble, not a McChicken, Motha fu$%a"
I prefer the McChicken over a McDouble.

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Everyone knows that holding a knife makes you run faster.
sidestep running is even faster too

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I murdered 200 people from my graduating class for calling me a nerd. It kind of backfired because i had the highest grade in the class.
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You Killed My Counter-Strike Character, Prepare To Die




After his Counter-Strike character died in a knife fight, 20-year-old Burntash spent six months tracking down the virtual killer. Then he grabbed a real kitchen knife and paid the man a visit.

Thankfully the Frenchman's knife skills are almost as bad in real life as they are in Counter-Strike and he missed his victim's heart by an inch. He was arrested "within the hour and told [police that] he had wanted to see his rival wiped out for killing off his character."

Judge Alexiane Potel best summed up the entire situation with these words to Burntash at the trial that followed:

You are a menace to society. I am frankly terrified of the disproportionate reaction you could have if someone looked at you the wrong way in the street.

Burntash was sentenced to two years in jail and anger management therapy.
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sidestep running is even faster too
I thought jumping as you run was that fastest.

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I thought jumping as you run was that fastest.
jumping while you run is faster on a treadmill.
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I thought jumping as you run was that fastest.
just harder to shoot

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It kind of backfired because i had the highest grade in the class.
Well heres TDS's classmates.

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Well heres TDS's classmates.
ah, the good old days. When Odysseys had large man boobs, and wore an animal print jacket for the pimpness.
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ah, the good old days. When Odysseys developed large man boobs, and wore an animal print jacket for the pimpness.
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