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fired for being too hot

http://www.businessinsider.com/debra...na-citi-2010-6

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Debrahlee Lorenzana is filing a lawsuit against Citibank because they fired her, she says, for the strangest reason: she's too hot.
She's 5'5'', 125 pounds and well, you've seen her photo.
"Where I'm from," she told the Village Voice, "women dress upólike put on makeup and do their nailsóto go to the supermarket... I was raised very Latin. We're feminine. A woman in Puerto Rico takes care of herself."
Her bosses told her that "as a result of the shape of her figure, such clothes were purportedly 'too distracting' for her male colleagues and supervisors to bear," she says.
[Her two male] managers gave her a list of clothing items she would not be allowed to wear: turtlenecks, pencil skirts, and fitted suits. And three-inch heels.


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Am I an asshole for saying 7?
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Am I an asshole for saying 7?
nah man, she's a butterface. i'd still wreck that shit though
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I really got to talk to my boss and see if we have any openings for her LMAO




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Am I an asshole for saying 7?
I wouldn't give her more But she is good looking, and her 2 managers are idiots and have some serious problems.
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She's alright, not OMG hot or anything.

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id have sexual intercourse with her with the lights off, bra on, under the sheets, silent, missionary style for the purpose of procreation.

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id have sexual intercourse with her with the lights off, bra on, under the sheets, silent, missionary style for the purpose of procreation.
If only you could get so lucky.




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what can i say, i like it dirty

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what can i say, i like it dirty
I was thinking it might be fun to take a shit on her chest, but hey, if thats what makes ya happy.




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My lord, look at that junk in that trunk . I wouldn't get much work done with her around me. The black Armani dress she wore to her interview, she would have the job before I could hear her name. Part of morale at work is having good stuff to look at, she fits the bill.

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reminds me of



http://flimmr.passagen.se/movie/beav...assment.action

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Nice body, but not super model hot. How is that distracting? I thought people in the work place where suppose to be professional. You get a good look the first day or two then you just continue on with your job. It's not that hard.

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I'd get up in dem guts.

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

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did you just drive by a dead dear ya hillrod?




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She's at Citibank?

I'd like to make a direct deposit in her.

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I'd like to make a direct deposit in her.

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nah man, she's a butterface. i'd ...
nah man, she's a butterface. i'd still wreck that shit though [/QUOTE]

Well sure in the Midwest she'd be a strong 8 but she's a manhattan 7

Any of you guys ever work in an office in manhattan?
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Re: fired for being too hot

Hot, yes...too hot, not even close.

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

-"You will meet your destiny on the road of avoidance."

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Attractive , but not "hot".

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I call BS.

A. She's not that hot. As mentioned...7. Wouldn't even take a second look. (not that I'm looking).

B. She's claims this, and now there's 25+ "model" type pics posted online. Yeah right. Those definitely aren't pics gathered from her facebook page of her hanging out with friends.

C. She's not that hot. Hot, but not THAT hot.
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LOL at all the "not that hot comments." I presume like most forums on the internet everyone here is married to a supermodel?
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She i hotter then anything that i work with.
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She i hotter then anything that i work with.
buncha yetis in your office eh?

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buncha yetis in your office eh?
Well let's just say for the most part I work alone The few girls that I get to see and talk to aren't all that plus there married
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