I'll start... ask questions about motorcycling that have no direct answer.
Why does a 40 hp bike with border line bicycle skinny tires and thats close to 40 years old go faster down a tight twisty road than 185hp leading edge, fat tire liter sport bike?
Why does the general bar / harley crowd who claim to be bikers have no interest in any other kind of motorcycling than all their similar looking cruisers that just sit outside the bar?
Why are you more of biker than me because you ride straight to bar on your harley and are scared of the rain and I ride 2600 miles in 6 days and I ride a Honda?
image v. substance. Some people want to be motorcyclists, others just want to be seen as motorcyclists.
How can a simple machine elicit addict-like behavior from otherwise reasonable people?
We see our friends and family hurt on them, risk life and limb ourselves, and spend a good portion of our income on them....why???
What logical, rational explanation can be given for 2 wheels and a motor making people disregard death, broken bones, and money spent, and keep coming back for more?
Why is it physically impossible to not smile when doing a wheelie?
Why does riding around in circles, trying to get back where you started as fast as you can, and destroying perfectly good (and expensive) tires feel so damn good?
Why do we never truly trust our kickstands? To this day after turning off the bike and leaning it over onto the kickstand I use the slow delicate movement of someone on the bomb squad clipping the red wire.
Why hasn't any motorcycle maker created a solution for tripping the traffic light signals in the ground. Must riders always wait for a car to get behind them to trip the sensor, or must we buy magnets and other gadgets to help. They can develop airbags, traction control and abs for bikes but can't create a stupid device to let sensors in the road know we are over them?
Why do some chicks smell like the inside of a large seashell that has a dead creature in it?
Why do harley posuers only focus on Harleys and dont recognize any other M/C as a actual M/C? Cause they are posuers and are not true motorcyle enthusiasts.
The difference between both bikes must be more than 2hp worth. They only make each bike faster compared to itself, not necessarily faster than another bike. This is very technical stuff, and I don't expect everybody to understand right away.
why do people chrome their bikes?
why do people stretch their bikes? (esp bikes that aren't over 1300cc)
why do HD people put tassles on their bikes?
why are arai helmets so expensive?
why do the only most expensive bikes come with nice suspension components?
why do i laugh every time i see two dudes ridin'?
why are the only profitible motorcycle related businesses internet only warehouses?
why don't goldwings have air conditioning?
why is vern the only guy that has a bike with a swingarm in the front?
why don't any girls go online to php forums and talk about anything at all?
why does conan obrien love his ford taurus so much?
Oh and why do some people sell their bikes and take a check from complete strangers then come onto forums and cry about how they were ass raped?:jester
Why must illinois roads suck so much when we're so cool and california roads rule and so many of their citizens are tools/wankers/cross dressers/airheads? Its not fair!
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