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post #1 of 25 (permalink) Old 08-27-2010, 01:09 PM Thread Starter
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If it is a repost, fuck you, I don't care.....


"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming WOW, what a RIDE !!"
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post #2 of 25 (permalink) Old 08-27-2010, 01:19 PM
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took that approach once when on a double date with a friend and his g/f. they told me to play it cool and it was a guaranteed score. i was sick of sitting around and didn't feel like bullshitting anymore. told her "look. i'm heading to my bedroom. if you'd like to join me, feel free. otherwise, i'm sure you'll find something else to keep you occupied."

i ended up with myself and no pickles.
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Sad - I had the exact opposite occur once on a set up when I threw a house warming for my New Loft back in 1998

Buddy: - Dude, Samantha (his g/f) is bringing one of her slutty friends who just moved back hoime, cool?
Me: - How Slutty?
Buddy: - If you don't hit it tonight, you're gay
Me: - See ya all at 7:30

Later that evening as I am giving the tour:

Me: - And here is the Master Suite where Brook (slutty friend) will be staying tonight
Brook: - Looks good to me...(throws purse in Bedroom Corner) - I'll get that tomorrow morning

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming WOW, what a RIDE !!"
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In my next life, I want to be Bug!
Just Photo Bomb, Chew Skoal, Refuse to grow up and fear not the 9 slaps that come with 10 questions..........
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"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming WOW, what a RIDE !!"
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Bug I don't know if I should call you an idiot or a hero. It's a fine line I'm walking on.

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Just Photo Bomb, Chew Skoal, Refuse to grow up and fear not the 9 slaps that come with 10 questions..........
Nick looks like he may be plotting your death in the background.... watch out

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post #10 of 25 (permalink) Old 08-27-2010, 04:10 PM Thread Starter
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Nick looks like he may be plotting your death in the background.... watch out
Oh he has - Nick got on the MX track @ FVOR in front of me and encouraged me to keep up - After barley 2 laps (and an ever increasing gap between his rear and my front fender) I saw The Angle Of Death smoking a Camel and drinking Espresso next to water truck - He looked at me, then his watch, then back at me and began to chuckle

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Bug I don't know if I should call you an idiot or a hero. It's a fine line I'm walking on.
I'd go with Idiot if I had the choice - People just expect less and the let down is not so bad

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After watching it again I noticed a fatal flaw. He should have opted for a blowjob instead of a handjob.....he did offer her a cheesburger, not just a hamburger. That's like an extra .75

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post #13 of 25 (permalink) Old 08-27-2010, 07:15 PM Thread Starter
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After watching it again I noticed a fatal flaw. He should have opted for a blowjob instead of a handjob.....he did offer her a cheesburger, not just a hamburger. That's like an extra .75
Fail - Blowjob takes away from her eating time - She eats, he rocks off at the same time - C-YA!!!!

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Bug is offically my new idol
Way to set the bad low dude - Proud of Ya

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Just Photo Bomb, Chew Skoal, Refuse to grow up and fear not the 9 slaps that come with 10 questions..........

I'm not so sure how I feel about my picture being in this thread...

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Mucho Amore Kimmie

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Yes Ma'am and of course, I love you too, Nolan

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Sad - I had the exact opposite occur once on a set up when I threw a house warming for my New Loft back in 1998

Buddy: - Dude, Samantha (his g/f) is bringing one of her slutty friends who just moved back hoime, cool?
Me: - How Slutty?
Buddy: - If you don't hit it tonight, you're gay
Me: - See ya all at 7:30

Later that evening as I am giving the tour:

Me: - And here is the Master Suite where Brook (slutty friend) will be staying tonight
Brook: - Looks good to me...(throws purse in Bedroom Corner) - I'll get that tomorrow morning
in reviewing your scenario, i realize my mistake was giving her an out. not simply telling her where she'll be staying. thanks, bug!
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lol. i love it, and all it cost him was gas and a burger.

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Hand jobs are the worst. She can eat the cheeseburger while I bang her from behind. I can jag myself off whenever I want.

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