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On my way home from work. I could hear a bike screaming my way. Slows down in the lane next to me, pulls the clutch, bounces off the rev limiter, lets clutch go, spins the tire. I think he was trying to do a wheelie and failed. He tried the same thing another block ahead, same result. No helmet, t-shirt. Stupid squids.

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post #2 of 27 (permalink) Old 08-27-2010, 06:52 PM
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On my way home from work. I could hear a bike screaming my way. Slows down in the lane next to me, pulls the clutch, bounces off the rev limiter, lets clutch go, spins the tire. I think he was trying to do a wheelie and failed. He tried the same thing another block ahead, same result. No helmet, t-shirt. Stupid squids.
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post #4 of 27 (permalink) Old 08-27-2010, 07:12 PM Thread Starter
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Stupid squids

I'm pretty sure it wasn't either of you 2.

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Anyone can wheelie - To roast it - BITCHIN

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I saw a 2 squids either running from the cops or about to get busted going northbound on 294 a little after the golf exit. I was laughing my ass off.

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On my way home from work. I could hear a bike screaming my way. Slows down in the lane next to me, pulls the clutch, bounces off the rev limiter, lets clutch go, spins the tire. I think he was trying to do a wheelie and failed. He tried the same thing another block ahead, same result. No helmet, t-shirt. Stupid squids.
sorry that was you? practice makes perfect... right?
Nextime you see remind me about my helmet. thanks!
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On my way home from work. I could hear a bike screaming my way. Slows down in the lane next to me, pulls the clutch, bounces off the rev limiter, lets clutch go, spins the tire. I think he was trying to do a wheelie and failed. He tried the same thing another block ahead, same result. No helmet, t-shirt. Stupid squids.
I am going to do this next to you at blackhawk next weekend
my tires are pretty sticky though, and I don't really have mad skills ... so I am going to armor all them first
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I saw a seccki squid on a blacked out V-rod today.
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I am going to do this next to you at blackhawk next weekend
my tires are pretty sticky though, and I don't really have mad skills ... so I am going to armor all them first
I will be riding flat out at blackhawk in the fastest run group, so please do this outside of my line, as to not interfere with me riding flat out

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I will be riding flat out at blackhawk in the fastest run group, so please do this outside of my line
Looks like BHF has another roadblock on the track!

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Cheyenne does not like to be called a "Squid"!
Mandy and I saw him riding yesterday, and those pics do not do that bike justice. It's an awesome ride. If I were getting a cruiser, that would be #1 on the list. If they made forward controls that are GP shift.
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Anyone can wheelie - To roast it - BITCHIN

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Think you got that backwards

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Being new to the area, I just cant believe how many retards roll with zero gear around here. I mean I know Oakleys are indestructible,, but Im pretty sure they will be of no assistance if they go down.
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Being new to the area, I just cant believe how many retards roll with zero gear around here. I mean I know Oakleys are indestructible,, but Im pretty sure they will be of no assistance if they go down.
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Think you got that backwards
Anyone can bounce a 2nd gear wheelie and hold it till the rev limit drops it - To light up a rear and keep it on two..........bitchin !!!!!!

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Anyone can bounce a 2nd gear wheelie and hold it till the rev limit drops it - To light up a rear and keep it on two..........bitchin !!!!!!
Just to clarify...
Bouncing a wheelie is weak and also the reason why someone would end up running out of gear. Running out of gear is weak. Holding it at balance point for as long as you want=gangster. Clutch it, hold it. Most people, especially on CLSB, can not do that. Don't get me wrong, rolling burnouts are cool too. Needless to say, take it to the track

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Get back to me when you can master the awesome garbage wheelie that have made Bug and myself so famous.
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Get back to me when you can master the awesome garbage wheelie that have made Bug and myself so famous.

Lemme jump in my '85 DeLorean and go back some years.

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