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post #1 of 47 (permalink) Old 09-07-2010, 06:48 PM Thread Starter
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Problems with an asshole

I need some help here. Hooligans only.

I have this guy causing many problems for myself and 2 others, and has recently told one of my buddies that he is filing a lawsuit against him for defamation of character. I could explain why, but i'm not. All you guys have to know is that he's going to get nowhere with it as no slander has been said about him. If anything, my buddy should be filing one against him for everything he's posted on our site, facebook, and another site.

So, just for being a PITA, i want to irritate the fuck out of him. I was thinking posting an ad on craigslist with his number, but it's extremely hard to make an account without it being tied back to me because the ad has to be verified by phone number.

What do you guys think? What kind of pranks could i pull on the guy without it being tied back to me?

If anybody wants to prank the guy, send me a PM and i'll give you his phone number.
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post #2 of 47 (permalink) Old 09-07-2010, 06:55 PM
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maybe your the asshole...

lol j/k take the high road if your (or your friend) is filing a lawsuit. Will make it easier if he has nothing to come back with legally.

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maybe your the asshole...

lol j/k take the high road if your (or your friend) is filing a lawsuit. Will make it easier if he has nothing to come back with legally.
You just ruined the flavor of my popcorn!




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Wow. Really?

Here's a suggestion, how about proving that asshole wrong.

Give me his number. I want to confirm his approach.

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i can honestly say I've never pissed in someones coffee cup! swished it around, then let it dry.




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Yeah, i guess it's safe to just leave it. If he's gonna be all lawyer happy because his mom can't fight his battles anymore, i'd best just stay out of it. Either he's retarded and doesn't understand the law, or he's just doing this to make lives miserable. I just hate to see my buddy who is probably too nice to file a counter suit have to deal with this and have nothing happen to the dickhead.
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why not just ban him from your "site" and block him on facebook, and forget about him

not getting any attention will shut him down pretty quick

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#1. You could take some brake fluid, put it in a spray bottle, and draw a gigantic dick on the hood of his car. You let it dry, and then the next time he washes his car the paint will come off. (this is for when you really hate someone)

#2. Buy a tube of vasaline, commence to filling the spot under the door handles of his car.

#3. Take said tube of vasaline and coat the windsheild of said car, its a bitch to get off without smearing

#4. Put a casual encounter ad on craigslist, these dont need to be verified.

#5. Dead fish in an air duct at his house.

#6. Order 10 pizzas to his house

#7. (this one is hatefull, use extreeme caution), go to a payphone, call the police and tell them you were walking past and you heard a couple loud bangs coming from inside his house and then saw a couple naked women run out his front door half naked with blood all over them.

I accept no responsibility if you choose to use any of these. Carry on. That is all
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the solution for this problem would be
a) russian mafia
b)Columbian/Mexican Drug cartell
c) ...
you get the hint...

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#1. You could take some brake fluid, put it in a spray bottle, and draw a gigantic dick on the hood of his car. You let it dry, and then the next time he washes his car the paint will come off. (this is for when you really hate someone)

#2. Buy a tube of vasaline, commence to filling the spot under the door handles of his car.

#3. Take said tube of vasaline and coat the windsheild of said car, its a bitch to get off without smearing

#4. Put a casual encounter ad on craigslist, these dont need to be verified.

#5. Dead fish in an air duct at his house.

#6. Order 10 pizzas to his house

#7. (this one is hatefull, use extreeme caution), go to a payphone, call the police and tell them you were walking past and you heard a couple loud bangs coming from inside his house and then saw a couple naked women run out his front door half naked with blood all over them.

I accept no responsibility if you choose to use any of these. Carry on. That is all
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3) youre doin it wrong its supposed to go on the wipers
4)kinda lame
5)gotta get in there and be unattended first off, not easy if youre not gettin along
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Well, i'll keep you guys updated if he ever finds out what my name is and tries some shit. I know everything about him, but he doesn't even know my first name. Glad i didn't get involved with him.
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Proper protocol in these types of situations posted on a public forum requires pics of offender's girlfriend. Get busy.
He's married actually, and i wouldn't hit it.
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He's married actually, and i wouldn't hit it.
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Someone got sand in their vag? You or him?

Change your diaper and put some cream on that rash.
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Someone got sand in their vag? You or him?

Change your diaper and put some cream on that rash.
But honestly, the guy has a serious case of sandy vagina. Only reason why i wanted to fuck with him is because i knew how much it would absolutely irritate him. He emailed my friend about the possible lawsuit after my buddy made a post on a forum about how the guy was banned from the site because of all the shit he was talking, and all the child like behavior. I guess the one sentence that called him an asshole, and the other that told him to fuck himself pissed him off.
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He wasn't pissed when i did it the first time. I'll give it a try though.
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