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Paris Hilton put whatzit in her where?!

1. Ew
2. Ouch
3. Camels in the camel toe.

[B]Book alleges Paris Hilton had special hiding place for drugs[/]
By Alan Duke, CNN
UPDATED: 09:36 PM EDT 09.08.10

Los Angeles, California (CNN) - A tell-all book by a former "Girls Gone Wild" photographer alleges that Paris Hilton once smuggled illegal drugs into Europe using a cigarette box hidden inside her body.

Hilton's representative did not comment on the book's allegation when contacted by CNN Wednesday.

A copy of "Flash! Bars, Boobs and Busted -- 5 years on the Road with Girls Gone Wild" was filed as an exhibit in the publisher's response to a lawsuit aimed at stopping its sale on Tuesday.The lawsuit described the "Girls Gone Wild" video series as "filming real college coeds reveling in spring break."The video series' founder, Joe Francis, filed suit in Los Angeles Superior Court in July accusing his former employee, Ryan Simkins, of violating confidentiality agreements with the book.

"Simkins agreed orally and in writing not to disclose confidential information or speak publicly in a manner that could harm the reputation of Mr. Francis or the Girls Gone Wild enterprise," his suit said.

Simkin's legal response contended he was not bound by any confidentiality agreement."

To the extent the parties previously may have agreed that the defendant would not write about plaintiffs, that agreement was waived by plaintiffs," the response said.The book became available online Tuesday despite the lawsuit, according to the publisher's lawyer.

Publisher 4th Street Media, named as a co-defendant, submitted the book as an exhibit in a court filing on Tuesday.

An excerpt of the filing obtained by CNN described a purported encounter between Simkins and Hilton, who was naked in her dressing room during a photo shoot in Los Angeles. Hilton was about to fly to Europe to meet Francis, whom she was dating at the time, he wrote.

Simkins wrote that he was delivering a Camel cigarette package filled with cocaine and Ecstasy to Hilton at the request of Francis: "I took out the Camel box and handed it to her, and she thanked me. We talked for a minute or two about the apparent difficulty of procuring those drugs in Europe. I asked if she was flying private, and she said, 'No, commercial.' And then as politely as I could, I asked her how she planned on traveling with that amount of blow and X."

She held the box in her right hand, and then with an underhand swoop like a lower case J, she demonstrated exactly how she intended to beat airport security. She even whistled as she did it.

"He then describes how she placed the box between her legs and into her body.

Hilton was arrested in Las Vegas, Nevada, on a cocaine possession charge last month.
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this just in, paris hilton is a dumb whore.
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Her purse does resemble her vag so maybe she got confused from time to time. People are constantly putting things in there and I am sure both have a similar smell and consistency so I can see how it could happen.
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Send this bitch to Afghanistan so the Mozlems can stone her skanky ass.

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Man, what if she sneezed when she went though security???

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Paris looked good in the movie Repo! The Genetic Opera.

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hypthetically if the container had broken, could the the drugs been absorbed? If I was a woman, that'd be the only way I do coke.
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Paris looked good in the movie Repo! The Genetic Opera.

No... She looks like a tranny in that picture.
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I think that I might be the only person in the free world who still swells the meat sword when it comes to Paris Hilton - Let's review, shall we?

Hot - Check (I think so)
Dresses Well - Indeed, Check
Has Bank - Check (If I was tapping, My SuMo Homies would all be atop TMs)
Loves a good Buzz - Check

I'd mary the skank if she'd have me

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I think that I might be the only person in the free world who still swells the meat sword when it comes to Paris Hilton - Let's review, shall we?

Hot - Check (I think so)
Dresses Well - Indeed, Check
Has Bank - Check (If I was tapping, My SuMo Homies would all be atop TMs)
Loves a good Buzz - Check

I'd mary the skank if she'd have me
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I think that I might be the only person in the free world who still swells the meat sword when it comes to Paris Hilton - Let's review, shall we?

Hot - Check (I think so)
Dresses Well - Indeed, Check
Has Bank - Check (If I was tapping, My SuMo Homies would all be atop TMs)
Loves a good Buzz - Check

I'd mary the skank if she'd have me
Down with the hp2?
Not that she'd have my fat ass but I gotta say I think that'd be a dealbreaker for me.
Fuck it if that makes me shallow. I don't wanna spend the rest of my life all itchy in an inconvenient place to scratch
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Down with the hp2?
Suit Up!!!! - C'mon dude - I overcome objections for a living......


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I think that I might be the only person in the free world who still swells the meat sword when it comes to Paris Hilton - Let's review, shall we?

Hot - Check (I think so)
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Loves a good Buzz - Check

I'd mary the skank if she'd have me


Good god bug..... snap out of it !



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There's a humor in the irony that you say Suit Up - and a guy who's name is one off of Barney tells you not to
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I bet you could park a Mack truck in that snatch.
Still a bit of a tight fit for me, put I'll power thru......

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There's a humor in the irony that you say Suit Up - and a guy who's name is one off of Barney tells you not to

Dude..... big difference between "Barney" and "Blarney".


Bug.... the sales guy ...... should appreciate the reference.




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Hope these come in body-bag size if you are going to hit that !

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She would come in handy though sometimes. Like going to Great America. So much shit to carry in and hold the entire day. And screw those lockers too. "Hey hun, can you hang onto my keys and camera and wallet?" "Sure, do you need me to pull out your bathing suit, towel, or backpack?"

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And while you are in there...... open the cooler and grab me a brewski !



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ya, bug, I'd pass.

there's much better to be had, and many better options when it comes to marrying money.
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She would come in handy though sometimes. Like going to Great America. So much shit to carry in and hold the entire day. And screw those lockers too. "Hey hun, can you hang onto my keys and camera and wallet?" "Sure, do you need me to pull out your bathing suit, towel, or backpack?"
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Just realized we can now officially call it her Blow Hole.
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