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post #1 of 20 (permalink) Old 09-09-2010, 09:53 AM Thread Starter
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Clean your balls everyone

Boss and a female co-worker showed this to me yesturday, Just Had to share.

Have i mentioned i love my job and co-workers


Everyone needs a healthy way to relax, mine Church, and two wheels, a stretch of winding road, and a pipe loud enough to give me headaches and make squirrels explode. (Fixed curtousey of PWRMAD)

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post #2 of 20 (permalink) Old 09-09-2010, 10:05 AM
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LMFAO wow what a big ball sack was the kicker

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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post #7 of 20 (permalink) Old 09-09-2010, 10:36 AM
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Take care when using on sensitive areas
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Saw this on TV last night and nearly fell off the couch laughing, while my gal just rolled her eyes at me.
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There is better nippleage in the TV version.
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One of my personal Favs - Women Running, and bouncing, and running, and bouncing, and running......


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Saw this on TV last night and nearly fell off the couch laughing, while my gal just rolled her eyes at me.
I couldn't believe it when I saw this last night. I was rollin for a while

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post #12 of 20 (permalink) Old 09-11-2010, 01:08 PM
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i think they are really talking about cleaning your scrotum.
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post #13 of 20 (permalink) Old 09-11-2010, 01:16 PM
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I didn't laugh once while watching that. Didn't even make me smile. That is the most predictable humor (if you can call it that) ever. Stupid commercial. And by stupid, I don't mean funny, I mean stupid. Not appalling stupid, just completely unemotional in every way.

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i think they are really talking about cleaning your scrotum.
Few sports actually use scrotums, so the metaphor wouldn't be as effective.

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Few sports actually use scrotums, so the metaphor wouldn't be as effective.
there might be an olympic event for that.

Competitive Scrotum...

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I didn't laugh once while watching that. Didn't even make me smile. That is the most predictable humor (if you can call it that) ever. Stupid commercial. And by stupid, I don't mean funny, I mean stupid. Not appalling stupid, just completely unemotional in every way.

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I was hoping for a Crab Man cameo
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post #18 of 20 (permalink) Old 09-13-2010, 03:14 PM
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Seriously?
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This is funny but definatly something very predictable. Similar to something a group of frinds might laugh about while drinking.

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