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post #1 of 100 (permalink) Old 09-13-2010, 02:03 PM Thread Starter
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what are the traits that make for a good wife/husband?

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post #2 of 100 (permalink) Old 09-13-2010, 02:12 PM
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being able to make a good sammich, and the ability to bring me a cold beer.
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Loyalty, a nice rack, open back door and above all, obedience.

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Loyalty, a nice rack, open back door and above all, obedience.
All of these and she should know how to lead belay. But that's probably just me.

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post #6 of 100 (permalink) Old 09-13-2010, 02:20 PM
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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

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Drives a pickup, has most of her teeth, and is not my 2nd cousin (optional)
sick fuck
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Somebody summerize the results of this survey as it will be at least 15 pages long.

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post #9 of 100 (permalink) Old 09-13-2010, 02:28 PM
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A smart woman who is strong enough to put me in my place when I need it. Beyond that, nice rack bla bla bla, icing on the cake.

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post #10 of 100 (permalink) Old 09-13-2010, 02:41 PM
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In your opinion...

A guy who has at least six figures/year of disposable income that he is willing to spend on me or let me spend at my discretion.

Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard wrapped in tin foil.
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A guy who has at least six figures/year of disposable income that he is willing to spend on me or let me spend at my discretion.
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post #12 of 100 (permalink) Old 09-13-2010, 02:46 PM
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Has intelligence, a sense of humor, quick whit, and non materialistic.

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post #13 of 100 (permalink) Old 09-13-2010, 02:53 PM
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and non materialistic.
well that rules out pinkrider.

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post #14 of 100 (permalink) Old 09-13-2010, 02:57 PM
Sarcasm in every post.
 
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out
Depends, 1000.01 is a six figure amount!

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post #15 of 100 (permalink) Old 09-13-2010, 02:59 PM
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well that rules out pinkrider.
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post #17 of 100 (permalink) Old 09-13-2010, 03:16 PM
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A guy who has at least six figures/year of disposable income that he is willing to spend on me or let me spend at my discretion.

6 figures of DISPOSABLE income. You better start stalking someone like Justin Timberlake.

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post #18 of 100 (permalink) Old 09-13-2010, 03:16 PM
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Is ok with you riding or also has a bike
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all bitches be crazy, just have to find that crazy you can deal with. over all when you get old and looks, the sex and wanting to do things are done with is she someone you still want around

i want to drink, but only to kill a certain few brain cells and i don't care how many i have to take out to get to them.
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post #20 of 100 (permalink) Old 09-13-2010, 03:18 PM
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Is ok with you riding or also has a bike
the first test is you have to fix an old R6 with a mysterious electrical problem.

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post #21 of 100 (permalink) Old 09-13-2010, 03:33 PM
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Someone that compliments me, not complicates me.
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post #22 of 100 (permalink) Old 09-13-2010, 03:49 PM
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Someone who shares similar interests, has a sense of humor, and...

Sugar Momma! That's what matters. That, and a good BJ, and adventurous in bed.

You already knew the direction this thread was going to go, didn't you?

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Seeing as I am not married, all I can go with is "Good Girlfriend'

1. Honesty
2. Communication - Don't be shy, say what is on your mind, don't expect us to "guess" or "should already know"
3. Easy Going - Does not sweat the small stuff
4. Open Minded and does not jump immediately to the worst possible conclusion
5. Happy - Tougher than it sounds
6. Forgiving - We all make mistakes - Get mad then get over it
7. Treat others how you want to be treated - HUGE in my book

I could go on and on about the usual "Tits and Ass" comments but will let others go down that path

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Someone who doesn't try to change who I am and lets me be me.

I'm not short. I'm aerodynamically efficient.

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a broad who understand that a man will take care of business. All she gotta do is stay home and raise the childrens and keep the jibber jabber to a mininum.

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these questions are retarded because everyones looking for the same thing. someone they find attractive, funny, honest, nice, etc insert all good qualities here. no one wants to marry/date a douche/cunt.
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these questions are retarded because everyones looking for the same thing. someone they find attractive, funny, honest, nice, etc insert all good qualities here. no one wants to marry/date a douche/cunt.
explains why some are single.

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........... no one wants to marry/date a douche/cunt.
That leaves you in quite a predicament.

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explains why some are single.
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That leaves you in quite a predicament.


besides if you 2 got married, theres gotta be some luck in this world.

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besides if you 2 got married, theres gotta be some luck in this world.
If you mean looks, that my friend, is not your problem.

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