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post #2 of 20 (permalink) Old 09-17-2010, 05:22 PM
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I've had a boner for 6 hours, what do i do?
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post #4 of 20 (permalink) Old 09-17-2010, 05:23 PM
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Strange start.

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Strange start.

"When in doubt, use full throttle. It may not improve your situation, but it will end the suspense."
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After all, he is a doctor!

People take these things too seriously!
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Was simply going to advise that everyone go fuck themselves. Then I saw this...

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post #9 of 20 (permalink) Old 09-17-2010, 05:36 PM Thread Starter
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I've had a boner for 6 hours, what do i do?
go to your moms house and show her..if the mere thought doesnt make you go limp..go to your local old folks home and start plowing grandma ass for pention checks and get them to re write there will's,..youll make a killing on the profit and loss report for the year!!



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Does anyone know how I can communicate to my stylist what I want?

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go to your moms house and show her..if the mere thought doesnt make you go limp..go to your local old folks home and start plowing grandma ass for pention checks and get them to re write there will's,..youll make a killing on the profit and loss report for the year!!
I'll try the latter first.
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post #12 of 20 (permalink) Old 09-17-2010, 05:50 PM Thread Starter
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Does anyone know how I can communicate to my stylist what I want?
pull out your dick and make the motion to suck it..thats all them bitchs are good for..well most of them. hope you dont get my exwife cause she isnt worth the time to unzip!!

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I'll try the latter first.

remember the small people like me when you make it big time.

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want advise on anything? then open this thread!!

Holy fuck you still confuse advice and advise

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I get really bad cramps every month, how can I fix this??

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i think he wants you to smell his finger...
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I get really bad cramps every month, how can I fix this??
I've heard of things to help with cramps
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post #17 of 20 (permalink) Old 09-17-2010, 08:03 PM
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I get really bad cramps every month, how can I fix this??
Get knocked up then it's one big pain for 9 months.
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Get knocked up then it's one big pain for 9 months.
Then it becomes a daily pain for the next 18 years. Not he best idea. I recommend a gun shot to the head. Relieves all pain, permanently. ( if done corrcetly)

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How do I sneeze with my eyes open???
have Ken jizzem on the lids and put them in the open position.

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