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post #1 of 38 (permalink) Old 11-05-2010, 03:49 PM Thread Starter
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Jessica Alba's tits: Mediocrity at its finest. **NWS**

Not impressed.

Kat Dennings on the other hand...

I heart those Joobs.
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post #2 of 38 (permalink) Old 11-05-2010, 03:50 PM
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wow.. no face? its totally jessica alba

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Hey dumbass how about tagging it NSFW

But ehhh tits dont mean shit if they look like a crack head

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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Hey dumbass how about tagging it NSFW

The thread title didn't say enough?

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I thought the title saying tits would be enough, sorry.


As for you two Latte sipping faggots, do a google search before running your mouths, I'm giving you a gift here.

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http://m.wwtdd.com/pl/2010/11/jessic...ed_pictures_1/

http://m.wwtdd.com/pl/2010/11/kat-de...ne_pictures_1/

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The thread title didn't say enough?
I dont care I can open while i am at work or not i was just saying it for the fool that opens it without reading

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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2 things.. still no proof its her.. second.. shes prego? boo hiss.

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2 things.. still no proof its her.. second.. shes prego? boo hiss.
http://m.wwtdd.com/pl/2010/11/jessic...ed_pictures_1/

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The Great Joe Walsh's I.L.B.T. (figure out the acronym yet?)

For those of you that haven't heard it, what a great tune!

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UH HU
I like big tits
You see em on the street
left and right
I like big tits that right
I try to look away but i can't resist
every time i try to call it quits
Hear come some tits thats a big ten 4
Uh hu
I like big tits uh hu
tits
Well they come in twos
hard to choose
your favorite tit
uh hu
i like tits for dinner a noon time snack
i like tits for lunch a big tit attack
i like tits for breakfast
egg benedict tits
iwhat it is
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The more important question is, are you familiar with the Joe Walsh song I posted? ...Mr. Song Guy.

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The more important question is, are you familiar with the Joe Walsh song I posted? ...Mr. Song Guy.
No

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Tits or no tits - Waking up to this everyday would be oh so nice

JA - Baby, I love you but it is either me or CLSB"
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ya i'd be "CLSB who?"

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For me, I see nothing but 100% beauty in this gal......WOW - Kill the pope if she asked me to kind of hot

Emmanuelle Chriqui looks HOT in just about anyway a girl can
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Emmanuelle Chriqui looks HOT in just about anyway a girl can



Fuck yeah.

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true that.

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Emmanuelle Chriqui looks HOT in just about anyway a girl can
been with ya since about 2000 on that one

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I am a face guy, screw the tits. A pretty face is the shit, tits can always be bought.
Love Alba.

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I still cant get over Kate Beckinsale. Sorry, but that's my girl.

Although Belladonna would be a nice FWB.

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2 things.. still no proof its her.. second.. shes prego? boo hiss.
I'm guessing those are old pics, she had a kid 2 years ago.

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